Douchebags Life is Breezy As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:25 am
Intro for Mar 02, 2009 Dear Gossips, Here’s what I love about Vegas. Everything that’s good for you requires a fee. Hotels charge between $25 - $50 to use the gym. Alcohol and cigarettes however are totally free. Please. Why don’t I live there? On the down side, we were totally violated By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 01:16 am
Style Flying solo…and commercial? Brad Pitt at JFK today heading out alone…somewhere. And flying commercial? Not sure but he would not have been so easily photographed if he was using the private jet. As you know, it’s the Brange’s usual travel choice. So anyway, my husband needs a new suit. He By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 10:37 am
Melanie Griffith Overheard in my inbox My mail just started downloading. Maybe because it’s Friday and we’re all a little silly but there have been some exceptionally funny messages today. Thought I’d share a few and since you love them, will include the best hate ones too. As you’d expect, they come By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 07:13 am
Bad Style Back to black and Vanna White Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel? Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 06:33 am
Douchebags Ari cries As reported yesterday, Jeremy Piven was in New York for a hearing where he was expected to defend himself against a grievance filed by the producers of Speed-the-Plow alleging that he bailed out on the production not because of mercury poisoning but because he was bored and partying too hard. By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 06:16 am
Girly Throw Downs How long before… Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 04:24 am
Twilight Kristen, Rob…and Drew? Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today… Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 02:43 am
Quiveration Hot Jakey Hip Hop This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 02:00 am
Gorgessity Salma the bride Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:39 am
Gorgessity Mr & Mrs Perfect Oh GiGi, you so sneaky. Despite numerous reports of an engagement, and subsequent numerous denials, Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Weekly broke the story first and given the details, it sounds like G and T had been planning for a while. It happened at a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:22 am
Break Ups Waiting for John Mayer She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 09:59 am
Bad Style Still singing, still Porny The other day I reported on information from sources that Jessica Simpson had fired her band and was scrapping the tour. Gossip is a speculative business - every once in a while, there’s a bad tip. I’m sorry about that. But I’m not sorry about the fact By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 09:22 am
Gorgessity So rare, so good Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 07:07 am
Style The New Jen Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 06:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s 2nd Sunday? In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on Sunday By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 11:43 pm
