Intro for Jul 24, 2009 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance – holy f-cking SUCK. And she spent all that time rehearsing? Hours and hours? And this is the very best they put together? OSCAR WORTHY??? Chicken Fried Britney’s half ass vaginal fondles at the MTV VMAs required more By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:18 am
Ben Affleck GOOPy cooks chicken! Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 09:47 am
Victoria Beckham Posh swings Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 08:34 am
Amazingness Johnny & Carol The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off! By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 07:35 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Tim & Faith: good pants, great legs A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 05:48 am
Katie Holmes Ready for Robo? Tonight’s the night – Katie Holmes dancing and singing on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Katie’s doing it for the Dizzy Feet Foundation – she cofounded the charity supporting art studies scholarships for kids, encouraging dance and music and even sport as a valuable educational By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:48 am
Hook Ups Slumdog love in NYC Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are in New York and were spotted by paps returning to their hotel last night after dinner. Dev jumped out a block ahead to avoid being photographed together. Um. Please. Why the f-cking drama? Maybe it’s that whole she was married and then By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:22 am
Twilight Play on Taylor Taylor Lautner, after breaking it off rather abruptly with Selena Gomez at the end of filming New Moon, was spotted yesterday out and about accompanied by Sara Hicks, apparently his ex girlfriend. They went to eat and were also seen leaving a chiropractor’s office. Only 17 already a player… By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 02:58 am
Twilight Runaway Eyes Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning continuing to shoot The Runaways in LA yesterday. Amazing what unsuitable style can do to a person. Kristen was made for the 70s look. But it ages Dakota 20 years. As you can see, there’s a bright green water gun tucked into Kristen’s By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 02:48 am
Amazingness Whitney This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 09:59 am
Homewreckers Is this how you want to start your morning? Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 08:25 am
Amazingness Did the journalist direct the commercial? I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD for an interview to promote Inglourious Basterds (thanks R! By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:58 am
Break Ups Enough wallowing Good. Porny is going back to the gym. She wallowed in her jammies for a couple of weeks after Tony Romo bailed on her and now, obviously, she called up Ken Paves, told him to do her hair, had a makeup artist come by and apply the “natural” look, and By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:08 am
Girlcrushes Emma is the best Emma Thompson adopted an African son. It did not make headlines around the world. And he wasn’t a toddler at the time. His name is Tindy and he was welcomed into Emma’s family when he was 16, a Rwandan refugee newly arrived in England after fleeing the war By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 04:36 am
Quiveration RDJ’s great hair day At the premiere of Orphan last night, Robert Downey Jr accompanied his wife Susan, a producer on the film, on the carpet, totally working a really great hair day. Sexy beast. As you can see, he was easily the star of the night, eclipsing the actual stars of the movie, By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 03:49 am
Blind Riddles Two girls, one limo Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 02:30 am
