Giorgio Armani He’s not Karl… But that doesn’t make him less amazing. Giorgio Armani. SO amazing. Mr Armani opened his store in New York this week. He commemorated the occasion by blogging, for the first time ever, with the NY Times. It’s the best, best, BEST way to end your week. I can By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 10:19 am
Gorgessity Happy 43 Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 08:29 am
Clown Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Twilight Vintage Pattinson Many of you lusty Robert Pattinson fans pounded my email yesterday needing more details, annoyed and insisting I should have been stalking him and not Grey Goose. This is crazy talk. But… I will try to make up for it. First – some of your pressing questions. Was the young aunt-ish By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:19 am
Bad Style Sateen jumpsuit and bad eyeliner Maggie Grace last night at the Global Green pre-Oscar party – what a f-cking mess. Sateen + Jumpsuit = HORROR Then the winged liquid liner, at least that’s what it looks like. Should be illegal. This is something I am particularly sensitive about. Because as an Asian, so many old school makeup By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 03:49 am
Famewhores Ugly is forgettable? Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:39 am
Gorgessity All our girls All three, at the same event, looking gorgeous! Here they are Kate Winslet, my Marion Cotillard, and Freida Pinto last night at the US Ireland Alliance Pre-Oscar Gala Awards Ceremony. Cute story about Marion from a couple of months ago the first time met Kate. She was, like, overcome. Because By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:25 am
Famewhores Shelfy Straight to DVD Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:47 am
Clown Of course she’s here Sienna Miller arrived in LA yesterday afternoon and, what did you expect?, headed straight for a party, seen here at the Grey Goose event last night with Dev Patel. Are you worried? Our sweet young Dev corrupted by Sienna? He’s not married. She’s not interested. You shouldn’t By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:41 am
Gorgessity Getting some Halle love…and luck! Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am
BFFs Nicole and a prune It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 08:47 am
Girly Throw Downs John on Jolie before Jen Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 07:22 am
Robert Pattinson Grey Goose Twilight, Mamma Mia, and more It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 06:31 am
Style Gwynnie super mini! Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 04:29 am
Famewhores Shelfy > Posh too? Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Shelfy will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 03:20 am
Cheese The Hoff at the Brits! Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 02:21 am
