Girly Throw Downs Tale of Two Puck Bunnies Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:32 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Lindsay Lohan Losing weight, losing out Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 03:22 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy DVDs My Gwyneth last night after dinner at Cipriani. Very short skirt as usual. Long toned legs as usual. Red Kab string as usual. But no makeup which I love about my girl because, well, look at Carrie Underwood – more on that later. And then the hair. Prairie hair. Or settler By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:57 am
Douchebags Joaquin scuffle That loser was in Miami last night “performing”. Was heckled from the crowd and deservedly so which prompted Joaquin to jump the dude. Melee ensued, Phoenix is hauled away, Casey Affleck naturally shot the whole thing, and they probably laughed about it at the hotel afterwards the entire night. Some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:45 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson GQ A few select messages from my mailbox: We have come to Vancouver from South America to see Robert Pattinson. Please Lainey tell us how we can see him! From Anna Lainey I know you’ll call me a loser fan but he’s right here in our city and I By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 02:33 am
Twilight Twilight quiver alternative As promised, more photos of the Twilight cast: Kellan Lutz, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Green, and… Jackson Rathbone – hello, hello, HELL-OH. Oh la. Am not Team Edward, am not Team Jacob… but am now definitely Team Jasper. Only not when he’s in costume. Dude, Jackson Rathbone is a sexy ass By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:59 pm
Gorgessity Brunette Jolie NYC After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you Tom Cruise is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 12:54 pm
Maple Leaf Twilight Central I’ve lost track of what day this is. Every day, they’re all over my city. Brief recap of last night since you all probably need to know what Robert Pattinson was doing? Have heard from multiple sources that they went to karaoke after dinner. Great. The Twihards have By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 10:10 am
Style Go find a big, blue blob… And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh. Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Parent Pimps Is that the only reason? JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor towers over LipGloss My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:11 am
Clive Owen Movie star in London Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:56 am
Would You Rather Ugh. It’s Rossum Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:09 am
Tom Cruise Suiting up for Hello Kitty Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –Tom Cruise looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:55 am
