Girly Throw Downs Rob & LipGloss?!?!? Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:50 am
Ebola Victims Joel matches Nicole Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:28 am
Intro for Feb 18, 2009 Dear Gossips, Am heading to LA today – it’s eTalk at the Oscars! Ugh. That diseased Ebola. It was her birthday yesterday and she sent a plague from between her legs. Now have a MASSIVE pimple on the left side of my chin that will not heal by Sunday. F-cker. By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:08 am
Quiveration Hot Harry in the sky Hot Harry failed his pilot’s theory test. So apparently he’s getting extra lessons. Check him out, yesterday at the airfield looking relaxed and exuberant before taking to the skies. Hot Harry is hoping to fly helicopters in Afghanistan once his training is complete. Hot Harry is also getting By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 09:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Heidi Klum gets the bitchbeating fan From the mouth! Heidi is launching Top Model in Germany and has been criticised by local fashion queens, among them some dude called Wolfgang Joop, who said she was “fat” and also Karl Lagerfeld who has delivered a dressing down the only way he can. (Heidi Klum) is more bling By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 07:50 am
Style Fashion Week Kiki Kirsten Dunst at the Rodarte show today. Kiki has been quite selective about what she’s attending – unlike Mischa Barton she’s not a front row whore. LOVE what she’s wearing, and hold your sh-t before you start screaming. I’m not saying you should wear it, I’m By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 06:59 am
Sports Stay home or sit DOWN I’m no Ottawa Senators fan but Mike Fisher seems like too sweet a kid to be at this twat’s mercy. Poor thing. She will tear that boy a new asshole before golf season begins. The streaking Sens were in Nashville last night, winning their 5th in a row By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 04:37 am
Girly Throw Downs 35 years without a bra Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 03:36 am
Bad Style Spittle on the runway Gerard Butler has been enjoying the sights and sounds of NY Fashion Week and, well, not even his friendship with Anna Wintour can help with his icky cheese. Like please make him stop. Here he is arriving at Bryant Park with a guest last week and also last night at By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 02:30 am
Douchebags Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip? Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 02:22 am
Famewhores Little Sci the spectacle Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 01:44 am
Douchebags James McAvoy > Pips Have heard from several people at Pebble Beach for the pro-am this weekend where Pippy played along with other celebrities like Peyton Manning, Ray Romano, Kevin James etc. By far, Pip was the top name. By far. So I guess it gave him license to snot people off? The other By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 01:32 am
Isla Fisher 4th place Confessions Shopaholic opened in 4th place this weekend. Not a good result by any stretch. And while this is good news for those who hate chick flicks – yes! – it’s terrible news for those who love Isla Fisher. I love Isla Fisher. So I feel badly for her. This must have By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 11:46 am
Gossip Girl No one kisses like Chuck Bass SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 09:05 am
Twilight Twilight at the Oscars? It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 07:23 am
Quiveration Angel or Demon? Corny question but let me finish. Ewan McGregor was in Rome yesterday promoting the upcoming Angels & Demons with co-star Ayelet Zurer. Didn’t see Tom Hanks. F-ck I love Ewan McGregor. He’s a sweetheart (Miss Potter) and a black eyelined badboy (Trainspotting). An Angel and a Demon. Do By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 05:17 am
