Twilight Twilight at the Oscars? It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 07:23 am
Quiveration Angel or Demon? Corny question but let me finish. Ewan McGregor was in Rome yesterday promoting the upcoming Angels & Demons with co-star Ayelet Zurer. Didn’t see Tom Hanks. F-ck I love Ewan McGregor. He’s a sweetheart (Miss Potter) and a black eyelined badboy (Trainspotting). An Angel and a Demon. Do By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 05:17 am
Douchebags Thank Pip for his style If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:46 am
Thinnification Tom loves fast cars As reported last week, Tom Cruise drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:05 am
Bad Style Noooooooooooooooo… One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 02:50 am
Style Cougar on call They revisited the Cougar Den on SNL this weekend and Cameron Diaz obliged. She’s been part of every one they’ve done. Love her for it. Love how she just pops in just because. Love that they have her on speed dial. And of course it seems as though By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 02:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Street scrap, ear infections, and more shopping Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 02:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Guess not So remember when Jennifer Lopez showed up at the LA premiere of Benjamin Button not wearing her wedding ring and the next morning everyone and their eyebrow stylist was declaring divorce? Guess not. Ring Watch is about as reliable as Bump Watch…both are balls. Several weeks of speculation followed By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 01:51 am
Weddings Salma’s Valentine wedding Valentina’s parents were married on Saturday in Paris at the City Hall. He’s a billionaire and she’s a diva star and they marry at the City Hall. LOVE it. More celebrities should marry at the City Hall! So after breaking up last year Salma Hayek and Francois By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 01:31 am
Angelina Jolie One with the Mighty I’m sure you’ve all heard about that lady with all the babies? She was on food stamps or something and that shady doctor still put, like, 8 embryos inside of her and now she’s asking for donations online…? I hate people. Anyway, as you can imagine, every By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 09:37 am
Lindsay Lohan Really skinny old lady goes to Fashion Week Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 08:18 am
Blind Riddles Karmic cuckold? He’d been cheating on her for years. She had his babies, she endured the other women, she let him back in the door every time he ran away, only to come slinking back with apologies. For a while now though he has stayed at home. More mature, done with By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 04:51 am
Gorgessity So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 04:49 am
Hook Ups Bradley Cooper > Baked Beans A story today in Page Six - that on Monday night, Drew Barrymore was at the Waverly Inn in New York and Hugh Grant came in the door and she squealed and launched herself into his lap and they made out. Hugh and Drew know each other of course from By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 03:54 am
Nick Jonas Where’s the Danger? The Vagina Virgins are promoting their upcoming Jonas Brothers 3D concert movie. As such, they’ve been making the press rounds in New York last night for an appearance on Letterman. They even read their own Top 10 List: 10. Our new 3D concert film puts you right in the By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 03:25 am
Quiveration Friday Night quiver Latino Review has posted a brand new promo photo of Taylor Kitsch as Gambit. Hello! This of course is leading up to the release of Wolverine just 2 months away. Twentieth Century Fox is beginning aggressive promotion for the film this weekend on FOX beginning on Sunday with new clips By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 02:49 am
