Royals Celebrity Dumbass See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:39 am
Kanye West Quotable Kanye Always quotable. You may have issues with Kanye. Sure, he has a massive ego. Sure, he needs to chill on the pap aggression. His all caps temper tantrums are embarrassing. But Kanye is ENTERTAINING. I love his music, I love his personality. And at a time when more and more, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:13 am
Douchebags Would you want him next to you? Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck departed LAX for New York yesterday. Imagine if he sat down next to you on a plane? This is my greatest fear on a flight. The people around me, the person next to me. As you know, I always end up with the kid close By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:44 am
Cheese Will it be like this? It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic? It all depends on the delivery, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:17 am
Beyoncé GOOPy and the girls Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:09 am
Winona Ryder Where’s Winona? At the Berlin Film Festival today – the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee starring Robin Wright as Pippa, Blake Lively as young Pippa, Keanu Reeves as Chris, and Winona Ryder perfectly cast as Sandra … But where is Winona? Has Winona been seen ever since that weird jewellery debacle? By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 12:24 pm
Famewhores Wedding Porn W. T. F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 09:39 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Parent Pimps The Best Kind of Apology Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 06:17 am
Bad Style Porny & the Dukes! She makes me so happy. No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 04:47 am
The Annual Contest 2009! For weeks we've been handicapping the Oscar drama, the tightest race in years, and the behind-the-scenes intrigue and shenanigans that have characterised this current campaign. Time to put that knowledge to good use. It's The Annual Contest! Predict the most correct categories, win some kick ass By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 04:34 am
Famewhores Rossum or Romantic? It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One dress, two looks Judging by your emails, M.I.A. was a strong favourite at the Grammys. Did you know she started having contractions two hours before her set? No word yet on whether or not the baby has arrived… Not sure how she did it and she managed to look so great By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:04 am
Emma Watson Emma and the boys She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:52 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:43 am
Bad Style Would you? SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:32 am
