Maple Leaf The Male SJP This has to stop: the aggressive photoshopping of magazine covers – even for men! Yesterday it was Sarah Jessica Parker getting a computer face. Today, perhaps not so extreme but notable nonetheless, it’s Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Men’s Health. Something’s happening with his nose, I think. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 05:58 am
Christian Bale Rate his apology Christian Bale called into KROQ this morning to apologise for going nuclear…and to explain himself too. It’s hard to be objective when his accent is so sexy. Sigh. We will try. Shall we rate his apology? As far as celebrity contrition goes this one sits pretty high on By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 05:34 am
Jennifer Aniston Sticking with the formula There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’ By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 03:42 am
Sports What’s wrong Jessie? Let me help! TMZ is reporting that during a performance last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, our Porny supposedly exhibited signs of emotional distress. According to locals, one of the indications was that she forgot the lyrics to her own song Come On Over. Um… Clearly they don’t know By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores Summit bound Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:41 am
Kate Hudson Photo Assumption: Isla Fisher In New York last night at the premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, oh lawd. Also popped in for a quick visit with Letterman. But Isla Fisher seemed to be missing her sparkle. Ready to play our favourite game? Photo Assumption! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos, zero hard By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:13 am
Smutty Surgery Mexico and Miu Miu The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 01:54 am
Ebola Victims A survivor story Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 10:36 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Whose face is this? Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 09:11 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Will GOOPy win a Grammy? Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 08:04 am
Parent Pimps They don’t read, they can’t write Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 06:22 am
Girlcrushes Blunt on Victoria, John, and Bond Girlcrushing. HARD. Emily Blunt, I love her so much. She covers the new Harper’s Bazaar UK – an amazing photo shoot, an even better interview, although she’s reticent to discuss that cheating cheese dick Michael Buble. Our Emily was incapable of rolling low classy for a few minutes. All By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 05:06 am
Quiveration Car exiting It’s more than just standing there flexing your pecs. Hotness is an allover package deal – pants, gait, body control, style… There are many ways to lure a lover. How he drives his car, how he changes gears, even how he gets out of a car can be a turn-on By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 03:27 am
Parent Pimps Homecoming Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:53 am
Jonathan Knight But you knew, right? An ex lover sells him out… like OUT. This is what’s happening to Jonathan Knight. He’s gay. But you knew that, right? Of course you knew. I think the only person who didn’t know was my producer Jennifer B who managed our NKOTB interview last summer. Then By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:32 am
Dev Patel Skins! Last night at the London Film Critics Circle Awards – a mini Skins reunion! Returning home, the triumphant Dev Patel hooked up with former Skins co-star Nicolas Hoult who appeared delighted to see that his old friend is riding such an incredible wave. You may remember Nicolas…or not. About a By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:00 am
