Girly Throw Downs LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s on! Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. So furious she might just… Eat something? No. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:52 am
Clown Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Besties fighting? As mentioned during the Globes wrap-up, Cameron Diaz looked decidedly uncomfortable sitting next to her bestie Drew Barrymore the other night. Can’t say I blame her. Drew was so cranked up and blown out, any friend would worry. OK Magazine is now reporting that at an afterparty at the By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried new digs She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:34 am
Victoria Beckham Posh for Armani – first look Her underwear ads – two shots have just been released. You likey? Have to say Mrs Beckham looks great (the hair is amazing) but then again, she SHOULD look great. With that much light and shadow, a thousand assistants fluttering around for touch-ups, it’d be criminal if she didn’t By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:20 am
Blind Riddles Mr Clooney goes to Washington Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 11:59 am
Gossip Girl Chuck needs Spanx It was our fixation this week. That Ed Westwick’s suits were just a little too tight… Sorry this is late and thanks for your messages asking about today’s Gossip Girl post. Duana, Michelle, and I we live across the country from each other. It’s an excuse for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 10:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raw fish and babies So Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince went out for sushi today in London. Boyfriend and possible baby father? The UK press has been buzzing about it for weeks. Ugh. The dreaded bumpwatch. So even though she was smoking on vacation in Thailand, Kate being Kate, pregnancy rumours continue By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 09:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Big Boy Bitch Fight Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 07:56 am
Quiveration What are you doing on Friday? WAIT. Don’t skip this. Just a few short thoughts before you click away: It’s not about football. It’s about relationships. And family. And great television. So what’s the problem??? January 16th is Friday Night. Hell yeah. Season 3. Friday Night Lights. It’s back! On NBC By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 06:22 am
Ebola Victims No entry for victims of Ebola The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here. Been ages since Leto “acted” and his only activities at this point seem to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass! Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:03 am
Hook Ups Manslinger finds a keeper? I reported yesterday that contrary to dumbass rumours that Kate Hudson was manslinging ARod on the sly, she had actually hooked up with Adam Scott in Hawaii. Check it – first photo, Kate and Adam on the beach. See? Waaaaay better than Alex Rodriguez. Like, it’s not even the same By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores The Freeze retreats Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:35 am
BFFs Always with mom That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:17 am
