Lindsay Lohan Dirty, skinny, same When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 02:42 am
Famewhores Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madge & Jesus Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:32 am
Douchebags 23 year old smokes weed Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:15 am
BFFs Boys Club Last night Clint Eastwood received the Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. It is the festival’s highest honour and it was Sean Penn who presented. Sean owes a lot to Clint. Clint directed him in Mystic River which, as you know, brought Sean his Oscar. It By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 10:03 am
Zac Efron Let me show you my biceps It’s LipGloss and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens arriving at LAX today after a promotional appearance in Japan earlier this week. As you can see, in his own way, LipGloss is just as put together after a long flight as Victoria Beckham. Toque is sitting on his head just so, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 08:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Amanda > Lilo and Shelfy Five years ago Mean Girls was all about Lindsay Lohan. It’s now 2009 and Lindsay Lohan is too busy looking for a bump while Amanda Seyfried’s career is totally taking off. Lilo was once attached to the film adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s A Woman Of No Importance. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 05:37 am
Quiveration Pacey in polka dots How cute is he??? Joshua Jackson hooked up with a fashion girl and since then, it’s been a wardrobe overhaul without losing his balls. I love. I die. His clothes, they always fit beautifully. He told me when I interviewed him at the Costume Institute Gala that when he By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 04:20 am
Bad Style Keep the shoes on Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet… By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 01:38 am
Famewhores Jolie Gush The Jolie was centre stage yesterday in Tokyo at a presser for The Changeling and like the last time she wore grey, as you can see, totally gorgeous. Also putting to rest the speculation that she keeps wearing oversized togas on awards show red carpets because she’s trying to By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 01:06 am
Renee Zellweger Look good, pose hard SnapFace Renee Zellweger was at Letterman last night promoting her latest New In Town which, unfortunately, is getting totally eviscerated by critics. Add to that the fact that it’s Super Bowl weekend and Snappy’s chances at owning the box office on the strength, or weakness, of a formulaic By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 12:53 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Sweet 16 Thanks Anna for sending this. I love it so much. Have you ever watched My Super Sweet 16? There have been times when I’ve had to self flagellate in order to stop from wasting an entire afternoon on a marathon of 16s on MTV. It’s the worst! But By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 10:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Slipping away? Oh Mickey Rourke… He’s still a contender for sure for Best Actor but this… this is not good. So you must have heard by now – rumours circulated that he and Evan Rachel Wood hooked up after the SAGs. That they were making out and then disappeared upstairs. Ew. Of By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 09:35 am
Quiveration Hot Dad not Brad True. Brad Pitt is totally hot when he’s with his kids. There were some photos a while back of him with his boys Maddox and Pax in Venice or something… adorable. But he’s not the only one. The other ones are just underrated. Let’s give some love By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 08:55 am
B-tch please Again? Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 05:11 am
Frauds Gwynnie at the Grammys! As I first reported (sorry about the gloat) in December, amid speculation that they would divorce, my Gwyneth resolutely refused to give up on her marriage. It’s not her style. It’s not her image either. And now that she and Chris Martin have powered through the holidays intact, By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 04:35 am
