Quiveration Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:39 am
Bad Style Globes Rossum: Anne Hathaway Could be the lingering effects of that insipid acceptance speech last week at Critics’ Choice when Angie gave her the death stare, could be the way she was fluttering around like a debutante at the ball last night when it’s not her first time, could be this dress… Grace By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:18 am
Famewhores Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:06 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Makeup: Drew Barrymore She was a hot mess last night. In every sense. So it’s a testament to her beauty that she did not look ugly. But that dress was a cheap disaster. And the grey eye shadow, oh la. Too much, too obvious, too desperate. Grey Gardens. We get it. The By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:47 am
Famewhores Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise Tom Cruise – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:40 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Black: Renee Zellweger Most will probably be naming her Worst Dressed today. But that’s too easy. And it’s also unappreciative. Because some choices are so spectacularly bad, they serve to entertain and the assyness of Renee Zellweger last night was amazing. We should be thanking her. You were gaping, right? You By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:29 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Black: Evan Rachel Wood She’s over Marilyn Manson. She escaped (somewhat) unscathed. She was only 18 at the time. Lured by dark clichés and inexperience, the desire of every teenage girl to seem older, to be taken seriously… the mistakes of youth, should they be held against her forever? I think she knew By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:17 am
Douchebags Globes Best White: Kate Beckinsale Two for two… well done. Let’s give it to her because she wanted it so badly. The pinched expression on her face gives it away. Shades of her best friend Posh. Please, please, please tell me I’m stylish! I slaved all day to be stylish! And the poor By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 03:01 am
Bad Style Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:56 am
Girlcrushes Globes Best Homey: Kate Winslet Leo calls her his homey. Kate Winslet is everyone’s homey. Well, except maybe Angelina Jolie. Heh. In all fairness, though it doesn’t matter because you hate the Jolie more than anyone else and that’s all you can see… Kate actually COMPLETELY FORGOT to mention Anne Hathaway. Like By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:50 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004. And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:34 am
Bad Style Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh. Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh. The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh. And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’ By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:31 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Speech: Tracy Morgan and Tina Fey Tracy Morgan name checking Cate Blanchett made my life. He should hire himself out for speech acceptances. On the internets this morning there are some MiniVan huffy puffies who actually didn’t get it. Like please. How can you not laugh at Tracy Morgan? Poor quality video below. And of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:14 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Clapper: Beyonce Good: Her dress Bad: Her hair Worst: Her clapping! It wasn’t golf clapping either. It was little girl learning how to clap clapping. WTF? Save? Duana pointed it out – she seemed appropriately present at the Globes. Like she knew her place. She didn’t rush that carpet like she By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:01 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Hair: Debra Messing Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away. Am so over her. And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:48 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Hair: RDJ Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:39 am
