Bad Style Globe Neutrals: Demi/Pene/Salma Wasn’t feeling it. All those neutrals, nudes, and light grey. Meh. Even Salma who is ordinarily spectacular. Meh. The ageless Demi, perhaps the best of the boring because of her great hair and Ashton is a babe, but still… meh. And Penelope Cruz especially. Washed her out. And I’ By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:31 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Speech: Tracy Morgan and Tina Fey Tracy Morgan name checking Cate Blanchett made my life. He should hire himself out for speech acceptances. On the internets this morning there are some MiniVan huffy puffies who actually didn’t get it. Like please. How can you not laugh at Tracy Morgan? Poor quality video below. And of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:14 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Clapper: Beyonce Good: Her dress Bad: Her hair Worst: Her clapping! It wasn’t golf clapping either. It was little girl learning how to clap clapping. WTF? Save? Duana pointed it out – she seemed appropriately present at the Globes. Like she knew her place. She didn’t rush that carpet like she By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 02:01 am
Bad Style Globes Worst Hair: Debra Messing Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away. Am so over her. And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:48 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Hair: RDJ Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:39 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Pre-Puberty: Zac Efron Michelle pointed it out – LipGloss is incapable of growing facial hair. And he makes up for it by not washing his hair? Like Robert Pattinson? But Rob Pattinson can grow a beard. So Zac’s answer to that is to bring his beard. And Vanessa Hudgens looked as out of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:33 am
Gossip Girl Globes Worst Fit: Blake Lively Like by 2 sizes. At least. Chill before you start foaming at the mouth and composing that hate mail. Am not saying she’s big. Of course she’s not big. But she’s making herself look bigger by stuffing her body into a dress that doesn’t fit. Take By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:27 am
Gorgessity Globes Most Amateur: Freida Pinto You know I love her. You know she’s stunning. But it’s her first time. It’s all happening so quickly. So when poking her with our judgy stick, let’s not go too hardcore. Freida Pinto is a novice. And while nothing can take away from her beauty, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:20 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Best Daughter: Rumer Willis No, she doesn’t photograph well. But the dress, the colour, the shape, HER shape… lovely. And if you watched the show, you would have seen, as I’ve mentioned, when she moves, when you can see her moving, and her expressions, when she’s animated, it’s really not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 01:03 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Most Hungry: Sally Hawkins She made Victoria Beckham look healthy. Seriously, I was alarmed when she started making her way to the stage. Those arms! Those little arms! Oh Sally… Sally’s emotion was charming, as was Emma Thompson’s in-audience support, though seriously it’s like she hasn’t eat since Meryl Streep By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 12:57 am
Golden Globes 2009 About the Golden Globes 2009 Why isn’t Ricky Gervais the host of an awards show… any awards show? His moment with Kate Winslet was gold – remember her appearance on Extras? Kate Winslet on Extras montage The cutest thing, Kate’s friendship with Leo, non? And it’s hard to reconcile too. That he can By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 12:49 am
Quiveration RDJ Vogue Check it – April issue of Men’s Vogue. RDJ on the cover. Yeah baby. He’ll be at the Globes on Sunday too. Nominated for Tropic Thunder for Best Supporting Actor going head to head again with Tom Cruise. Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Loved Tropic Thunder. And he was By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 09:24 am
Quiveration Baby, who’s your date? It could be me if you need one. For the Globes on Sunday. You said you were chuffed about your nomination and I was equally for you. This must be why you’re in LA. And looking perfect. The leather jacket is perfect. The pants fit you perfectly. Your gait, By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 07:01 am
Thinnification She needs Tina A very, very, VERY thin Lindsay Lohan was spotted with her 40 year old sister Ali yesterday. Quite an achievement - to win a skinny-off against a 14 year old. Her legs in those jeans! Word is Lilo is in total denial about her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Apparently Samantha By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 05:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh Romeo! Not that I want to get older faster but I can’t wait to see what Romeo Beckham will look like in 10 years. Is that pervy? Victoria took her boys to eat at D&G last night in Milan – how can fashion people open up a restaurant? What By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 04:42 am
Quiveration For your consideration Have never felt strongly either way about Aaron Eckhart. He can be a dick but nothing that distinguishes him from the pack, and a few years back at TIFF, Elle Macpherson tried to maul him and he was like – um, I’ll take a pass because your ferocious lioness play By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 03:41 am
