Twilight Twilight on the move The Twilight promotional tour is on a relentless roll. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at LAX today heading out for more publicity. Hopefully some shameless dumbasses will rush the first class cabin to ask for autographs, similar to what happened on their flight from Toronto to Los Angeles… WTF? As By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo reads the papers Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Like, Travolta revolting. Apparently the girls were arguing in By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:22 am
Bad Style These are not the tights Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 05:23 am
Bad Style Lonely, sad Concrete Tits I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 04:16 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy single and skinny? Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 03:08 am
Zac Efron No one cares about LipGloss! Last week I reported exclusively that LipGloss is all pissy pants about being pushed aside on the fame front by sparkly vampires and dazzling Edward Cullen. Click here for the article. Zac Efron has been overseas promoting High School Musical for weeks and in that short time, it’s official, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:58 am
Bad Style Megan Meh Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:38 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 The Sexiest Men Who else aside from Hugh? Daniel Craig seemed to come in close second. Perhaps the difference was that Bond would not have actively campaigned for it, nor would he have been thrilled about it either. Hugh seems to handle the fame a lot more easily than Craig. Jon Hamm’s By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:21 am
Who will it be? People is announcing the Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow morning? Will they choose Barack Obama or will the SMA come from the world of entertainment? Click here to review the contenders and their odds. Check back tomorrow to find out .... Who will it be? By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Hollywood Closet Robo evolved? Tom Cruise and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:02 pm
Gossip Girl Too much happiness Last night’s Gossip Girl was probably the worst episode ever in the show’s history. Ugh. Like, nothing bad happened. And nothing horrible was said to anyone. And Chuck didn’t zing. And Blair didn’t sass. And Serena put away her tits. And wore a horrible outfit for By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 08:03 am
Britney Spears Interpreting her jail sentence Less than 2 weeks away from the release of Circus and Britney’s MTV documentary For the Record which promises to be as candid of a celebrity reveal as has been seen in recent years. Quotes and clips are now starting to leak from the programme, the most insightful has By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 07:13 am
Parent Pimps JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:18 am
Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Twilight Better than the books Have heard from several sane, non fangirl, non fanmom (who are even worse, really) in the business attendees at last night’s Twilight premiere and it’s unanimous: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the film, the chemistry, their vibe, it’s electrifying, and in their estimation and these are By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:14 am