Lindsay Lohan What causes fragility and paranoia? Lindsay Lohan made an in store appearance at the Grove Nordstrom last night to promote her leggings line 6126. According to Chismetime.com, Lilo was even more of a disaster than usual. Perhaps it was the low turnout that set her on a slide. Apparently there were only 60 people By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 04:47 am
Reese Witherspoon Jakey did it first He started wearing that black beanie in the summer to cover that long hair from Prince of Persia. Robert Pattinson wears one all the time too. Based solely on this observation, let’s start a rumour that they are secret gay lovers… because the other ones are just as flimsy. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 03:44 am
Girlcrushes A bell and a toga Cate and Tilda. Tried desperately to find one of them together but gave up after 5 minutes. My heart would have exploded anyway. Love them both so much. Cate wore McQueen in a bell shape with some kind of extraneous nylon tube underneath which could have been disastrous on anyone By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:22 am
Girly Throw Downs This is how you open-mouth Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted you By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for the Holidays Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:11 am
Girlcrushes Even though she wears the same thing… Over and over again, can’t get enough of Kristen Stewart. Am also all over this dress. Don’t care if it’s similar to every dress she’s worn so far on tour. Look at her “I’m so weird and awkward and I don’t want to be By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 01:39 am
Douchebags Upgrading is good Emily Blunt is free from that cheese dick Michael Buble. He told People that he’d always love her and that he’s happy she’s found a new man. As you know, she’s apparently now dating John Krasinski. Major upgrade. And he won’t cheat on her. With By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 02:54 pm
Hollywood Closet Tom in Toronto Tom Cruise is in Toronto right now – media blitz for the embattled Valkyrie which, am told, is not a bad movie, and a very interesting story, but for Tom’s involvement and he’s completely overshadowed and out-acted by Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, and Bill Nighy. Valkyrie’s success or By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 10:31 am
Eva Mendes Wholesome and wifely Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 08:44 am
Famewhores F-ck off…but don’t stop caring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 07:49 am
Hook Ups Lindsay, Sean, Sam, and Dominick’s Roger Friedman who is several cuts above Life & Style, and Star Magazine, and In Touch is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn were “nuzzling” last week in New York. Sean hosted a dinner party to celebrate Milk and Lilo apparently showed up without Samantha Ronson and before By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 06:32 am
Girlcrushes In character on the carpet Meryl Streep last night at the premiere of Doubt, still dressed in character perhaps as Sister Aloysius, said to be yet another slamdunk Oscar nominated performance. Have you seen or read Doubt? What makes me worship her even more is her defence of Sister Aloysius. And how far she’s By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 04:32 am
Clown Pam doesn’t wear pants Twice a week, I’m on CTV local news in Vancouver for a 2 minute entertainment hit. Almost exactly a year ago, while reporting on Pamela Anderson, I referred to her as white trash. Some people actually complained. So here’s the Pam at Art Basel in Miami this weekend, By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 02:05 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson The Long Engagement Why does it feel like Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been engaged forever? And why does it seem like long engagements don’t make it in Hollywood? Wouldn’t bet on them getting married any time soon either. Though I can’t tell – she looks the same to me – Fergie’ By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too! Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:35 am
Famewhores Shelfy Owns Pippy Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best sexpot face. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here. Interesting to note - two quotes from the interview were highlighted by By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:21 am
