Famewhores Robo and Little Sci wear dresses Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Orlando Bloom Lovers in Venice Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 11:43 am
Mischa Barton Who`s the biggest loser? Over the weekend in Dubai it was definitely Mischa Barton. Things weren’t looking so good before she broke my arm and they’ve only taken a turn for the worse since. Mischa was able to tag along to the Atlantis Hotel opening with designer Matthew Williamson who quickly learned By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 10:10 am
Britney Spears Are you ready? Next week is Britney week. Circus drops Tuesday December 2nd which means Britney will be everywhere promoting it. Including in 6 days For the Record, her surprisingly intimate documentary airing on November 30th at 10pm on MTV in the US and on MuchMusic in Canada. The day before she’ll By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 07:52 am
Ebola Victims Ebola`s apprentice Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 06:45 am
Famewhores Was Granny a mistake? Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 05:30 am
Quiveration Courtside Double Yum Start your week off with a quiver! Two quivers! John Krasinski and Jason Bateman courtside at the Laker game last night. Sigh. I love Jason. So much. He is the only bearable part of Hancock which comes out on DVD this week, not worth your money at all because it By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 04:12 am
Bad Style Douchebags have Soul Patches It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. This is why By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 03:02 am
Bad Style Glitter at the AMAs Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:34 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese at the AMAs My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:19 am
Girlcrushes Superwomen at the AMAs Here they are: Alicia Keys, Sarah McLachlan, Queen Latifah, and Pink too delivering two of the finer performances of the evening, Sarah’s voice as sweet as ever, and Alicia’s electrifying rendition with Superwoman alongside Latifah and Kathleen Battle. If you haven’t had the pleasure, both videos are By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:02 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss & Leo! I’m gloating. Click away if you must. So LipGloss is out of his mind jealous about being usurped by Robert Pattinson. As such, as I reported exclusively here and here, LipGloss has been scheming to win back a share of the spotlight and, more importantly, serious consideration for future By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 01:26 am
Famewhores Becks at the fights David Beckham spent Saturday in Vegas without the Posh for the Ricky Hatton bout and then celebrated with the boxer afterwards. He was photographed throwing back a few beer, having a dude night, totally relaxed at the afterparty (despite his trademark scowl for the paps) without the intense self consciousness By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 01:15 am
Intro for Nov 24, 2008 Dear Gossips, At the American Music Awards last night –wicked killer performances by Sarah McLachlan and Alicia Keys …and Coldplay sucked so much sh-t. Like seriously, what is wrong with Chris Martin’s voice? Why is he total ass every time on live tv? Much more on the AMAs to By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 01:09 am
Dumbass Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings! I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 10:35 am
Douchebags Dear Michael Cera Please… please don’t suck. Like, you’re so amazing now because you make movies. And that is SO great. But there’s always the beginning. And the beginning was the best. The beginning was the Bluth. And the Bluths were killed too soon. But now they have new life. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 09:10 am
