Reese Witherspoon Lovey Dovey Weekend Getaway Ryan had the kids, so Reese dashed over to London to see her Jakey – here they are hand in hand, clearly delighted to be together for a few short days. Reese is already back in LA but I’m told she’s actually in the UK more often than we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Pitt "Porn" Thankful for Pitt Porn You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:57 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:46 am
Johnny Depp Thankful for Love And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:33 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hugh Jackman He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:17 am
Douchebags Pip & Shelfy pick and choose Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:04 am
Britney Spears On Womaniser Her body looked TIGHT. She looked amazing. The song… Meh. And the video? Well it was slick. And people are losing their sh*t. And I’m as stoked as anyone else about her comeback because, yes, she’s clearly on her way... But… It’s hard to separate before By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 02:50 am
Intro for Oct 13, 2008 Dear Gossips, Britney’s Womaniser video was released Friday… thoughts? Mine are below. Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m thankful for your support of this site! Please know how I appreciate your visits. And Degrassi’s Stacey Farber gave thanks for her good fortune by giving back. This is By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 02:44 am
Quiveration Hey Baby Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling. It hurts me By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 01:45 pm
Robert Pattinson Twilight: the final trailer Twilight freaks turned up their freak factor this week when the final Twilight trailer leaked online. To me it looks cheaply produced (that fight sequence is seriously hurting), but what does it matter? Production value doesn’t matter. Not when screaming teens and infatuated mothers are involved. This is the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 09:46 am
Girlcrushes Coveting Kate’s hamstrings It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 08:17 am
Douchebags Compulsive Narcissist He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!! I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 06:42 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Day to day life SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 04:50 am
Gorgessity Must have been a rough day Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:47 am
Katie Holmes Robo hits the high notes A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:10 am
