Brad Pitt Man Heels are everywhere! Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt… and Bono too! Here he is in New York where he’s been in meetings with the UN – he and Bob Geldof are apparently supporting a plan that would provide nearly $1.5 billion to African farmers. As you can see, Bono’s lifts are not By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 05:01 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Fight cheating with cheating Meg Ryan on the cover of In Style and a new candid interview about her failed marriage and Russell Crowe… As you recall, Meg and Dennis Quaid were married when she embarked on a torrid affair with Russell that led to her divorce. She now reveals that she wasn’t By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:25 am
Famewhores Even her bodyguards… Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:53 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Where’s the Fourth? At the Sex & the City DVD launch party last week – three girls showed up, one was missing… The official reason for Kristin Davis’s absence was that she was working, something about shooting a commercial. And here’s what’s being offered at the other end of the smutty By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:29 am
Kevin Bacon Rare Lasting Love Kevin Bacon is 50. And he and Kyra Sedgwick have been married for 20 years. Amazing. And still going strong. They don’t whore out their relationship, they remain relatively private, I have no idea what their children look like, and I can’t recall off the top of my By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:16 am
Cheese GOOP Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:10 am
Intro for Sep 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst almost came to hair pulling the other day over the Mac dude. Now I’m all over a good old fashioned cat fight but you gotta make it worthwhile… Scrapping over Justin Long is a waste of girlsh*t. Scrapping over James Franco By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:05 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Jimmy Kimmel Using him wisely SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am
Catherine Zeta Jones She’s married to him Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 09:59 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen Appropriate Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days. In other words – the anti Posh. Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 08:54 am
BFFs Gwyneth eats…and cooks! Of course she does. She’s perfect, didn’t you know? And she speaks Spanish, some Italian, can do a brilliant British accent, is adored by Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z, and Madonna, and European royalty…but she’s still tight with her high school friends By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 06:19 am
Quiveration The Dark Knight after the storm Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:58 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night Restless all day. Apparently this is how she’s been spending her time. Here are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping at Fred Segal yesterday, then going for lunch after hitting the club scene several times the last few days. As you can see, Lilo looks super skinny in black By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:34 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
