Baby and Bump Obsession Birthday Stripes She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups So that explains it In yesterday’s revealing post about Salma Hayek, she was spotted with her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault but didn’t look like she wanted to be seen with him. Now we know the reason. Apparently he’s everybody’s baby daddy! Rachida Dati, Justice Minister of France, just had By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:24 am
Friday Night Lights It’s Friday Night Of course those f-ckers at NBC chose to air their best show on the worst night. But… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Tonight – Season 3. Are you ready? If you’re not ready, go pick up Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Or stream them online free By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom comes to help Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 11:26 am
Girlcrushes Hamm & Tina Last week’s episode of 30 Rock nearly killed me. Why aren’t more people watching this show? Oh right, because it’s up against the ass and balls, of the nasty variety, that has become Grey’s Anatomy. Still…Tina has a loyal following. And she’s a winner. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 10:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Why do I like it? Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.” Wouldn’t go that far. But By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 09:39 am
Girly Throw Downs No more man bangs? Chace Crawford on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday with his hair pushed off his forehead. Have we jettisoned the tousled look? Good. All’s not well after Blake Lively’s Vogue cover was released earlier this week, especially since it’s not like she’s been the most popular By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 08:08 am
Gorgessity What’s up with the baby daddy? Salma Hayek, an improvement on her meh appearance at the Globes, looking gorgeous and unusually UNbusty (relatively speaking) last night at the National Board of Review awards in New York. Maybe she dialed it up a notch for her baby daddy Francois Henri-Pinault? They had dinner last night Salma By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 06:35 am
Douchebags Sasha Fierce hates dogs? Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 04:55 am
Verne Troyer Is it ok to laugh… At something really horrible if the person you’re laughing at put themselves in the situation to begin with? I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. It’s a terrible thing and I’m surprised a lightning bolt hasn’t hit our house yet but there’s By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 03:39 am
Girlcrushes Le Karl and the recession He opens his mouth and amazingness flies out on Chanel tweed wings. He never disappoints. He doesn’t fail us. Which is why, for reals, Karl Lagerfeld needs his own reality tv show. So as you know, because it’s beaten over our heads every day, the global economy is By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 03:10 am
Amanda Seyfried Drama ahead After a year of mooning over each other, fighting a tormented but impossible attraction during the Mamma Mia shoot, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper have found a way to be together. Some say his ex girlfriend Joanna left him which is why he ran to Amanda even though he’s By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 02:27 am
Anne Hathaway Much better Annie Hated her obsequious princess dress at the Globes. Ugh. But this one is much better. Much more “Rachel” than “Mia Thermopolis”. Love. Here’s Anne Hathaway last night at the National Board of Review awards last night in New York where she was named (previously announced) Best Actress which hopefully By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 02:13 am
Clown What would Mrs Murphy say? Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:53 am
Clown Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
Dev Patel Pap worthy! Those of you in the UK know about Skins. The show has yet to come to North America, word is it’s on its way. And when it does, you will LOVE. I watched Season 1 over the holidays because after Slumdog Millionaire I needed more Dev Patel. The depravity By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:28 am