Parent Pimps Who needs Debbie Phelps? For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:49 am
Cameron Diaz Cam > Jen Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:36 am
Shannen Doherty She always had great legs Brenda Walsh, that is. The CW celebrated the return of 90210 the other night and no one else mattered. Because Shannen Doherty showed up on the carpet. And even though she burned her skin in the sun, even though the lines on her forehead and around her eyes are deeper By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Presenting…in all black! It makes my life: seeing Tom Cruise “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:20 am
Britney Spears Her Madgesty entertains Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Her body – sick and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:08 am
Quiveration Don Cheadle anytime Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 06:31 am
Quiveration The Matador vs The Magician It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 05:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Spice Moms In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:31 am
Hook Ups My boyfriend gets around He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:15 am
BFFs The Break-Up Sisters Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends. Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:54 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait Cheapass Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. https://www.usmagazine.com/news/miley-cyrus-selling-tickets-to-sweet-sixteen The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. She has already made a sh* By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 09:15 am
Maple Leaf Together again, inseparable, and PDA It’s hard to leave them alone when they’re just so damn cute…and super super PDA too! As I was the first to report earlier this week, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together and so so SO happy in Toronto. They’ve been sighted at local By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 09:12 am
Maple Leaf Same place, same time For the first time in several years, former lovers Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson, Joey and Pacey, are in the same city at the same time. It means nothing. Though she may be tempted, in the deep reaches of her soul that have yet to be completely eradicated by Xenu, By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 07:37 am
Brad Pitt BBQ at The Brange’s! Rumour has it the Pitts are inviting their French neighbours over to the chateau for a backyard bbq in order to ingratiate themselves with the community. Supposedly they were advised by the town mayor – invite the local folks over, charm them with your children and your hospitality, and perhaps they By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 06:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Playdates Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 05:00 am
