Power Outage Major power outage downtown Vancouver which is why site has been wonky today. Am told things should be restored soon... By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 10:25 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Not a day over 30 Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 06:59 am
Retire the Move Usher performed in Nigeria on Friday at Thisday’s 3rd Africa Rising Festival and treated the audience to several crotch grabs. Lameness. Kinda like his career. Which might be why he’s trying to reassert his sexy. But showbiz is fickle. Usher went away for a couple of years, married By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 05:18 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie at the wedding Rare sighting of Fergie and Josh Duhamel together – seen the other day at Taboo’s wedding in Pasadena. Her body is crazy, non? Encouraging to see that Fergie isn’t That Girl. That Girl who tries to upstage the bride. A perfect choice for someone else’s special day: subdued, By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 03:13 am
Sports Tits & Romo in Tahoe Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 02:09 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait gets hacked Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:47 am
Break Ups Madge"s Family Weekend Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:41 am
Famewhores The Holy Birth All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:30 am
Intro for Jul 14, 2008 Dear Gossips, It’s the question Brangelunatics will be asking themselves, and each other, for decades to come: The day the Holy Twins joined the Chosen One to form the new Trinity – Where were you on July 12, 2008? “I was at home working on my Shiloh scrapbook,” they’ll By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:18 am
Quiveration Rafa on a boat Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:36 am
Reese Witherspoon Family weekend in Paris Jakey Gyllenhaal with long-ish hair and stubble is the hottest Jakey ever. And he’s not a player pig. And he’s tight with his family. And he doesn’t roll with the Hollywood drug scene. In other words, the antithesis of the cheating carbface Ryan Phillippe. Here’s Jake By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:26 am
Girlcrushes Never enough… Tina Fey. This is Tina last night at the opening of Damn Yankees. We need more Tina to balance out the twats. Million dollar question: Would you suffer through friendship with the sugar-raping Rossum in exchange for friendship with the genius that is Tina Fey? Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:08 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Work Ethic My Gwyneth spent time in New York this week to promote Sensuous, the new fragrance by Estee Lauder. She showed up with the Hurley and the other 2 spokesmodels to work the carpet at the launch…but that’s it. While everyone else gave interviews and signed up for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 05:42 am
Break Ups Official…but not news I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 05:28 am
Cheese Euro Man-cheese Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’ By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 04:28 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
