Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Gorgessity Rihanna on a Bloat Day Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 09:22 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Good Hair, Crazy Eyes Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too. As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 09:03 am
Quiveration Becks & Iker: Love Story So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 05:53 am
Gorgessity B Casual, B Cool Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:52 am
Break Ups Silent Liz As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. The same report is suggesting that Madge may have By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:02 am
Nicole Richie Prunes at Letterman MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 03:13 am
Douchebags The Double Save-Face Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:47 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:27 am
Gossip Girl Chuck Bass at the beach with boobs Gossip Girl shooting on the beach yesterday – as you can see, Chuck Bass is surrounded by topless beauties which accounts for the pervy smarm all over his face. Not a bad way to spend a day at work. Unless he’s gay…which is what’s been recently suggested. Obviously By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:04 am
Blind Riddles Two Boys in the City First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:01 am
Clown Big Brother Pays for Pam It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. She hired to show up By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 04:52 am
Gossip Girl Blair’s New Boy Cast of Gossip Girl shooting scenes from the new season in Port Washington New York yesterday – SPOILER ALERT. Looks like Blair goes for a bike ride with a new bland boy. Looks like Chuck comes around to stir things up? Hope Chuck and Blair don’t happen for a long, By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:51 am
Famewhores The Philanthropic Premiere Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted hits theatres on Friday. Yesterday it was widely reported that she and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to support children affected by conflict in Iraq and the United States through the EPCC. Well timed philanthropy… these two are amazing, non? While their counterparts By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:42 am
Sports Gwen & Gavin for Federer Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:33 am
Maple Leaf Beefcake got a haircut And goes shopping. This is Ryan Reynolds at Saks in Beverly Hills yesterday with what looks like a recent haircut, as handsome as ever in his beefcake way. Even in candids he looks like he’s wearing foundation. As for those rumours that all is not right between Ryan and By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:26 am
