Girlcrushes Maggie the Magnificent With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mile A minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 05:38 am
Douchebags Broken Friendships, Broken Homes In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:58 am
Katie Holmes Analysing RoboCross RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: * Feels naked and unsure By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:36 am
Girlcrushes Tina Gets 17 Emmy nominations. 30 Rock led the way with 17 nods including Outstanding Comedy Series, Lead Actress and Lead Actor. Here she is last month with her Peabody Award. Tina Fey. That’s all. By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:14 am
Girlcrushes Samantha Romantic Yesterday was supposed to be the last day of shooting on Labour Pains. Somehow Lindsay Lohan made it through an entire production without a bout of exhaustion, without a visit to the hospital, without prompting a stern letter from an executive producer blasting her poor work ethic. Could it be By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:04 am
Bad Style Bride Hair at the ESPYs Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 02:42 am
Douchebags Pippy at the ESPYs Justin Timberlake hosted the ESPYs last night and tried to be funny. Pipsqueak performed an “original rock opera”, paying homage to everyone from Tiger Woods to the Boston Celtics, and belittling Jessica Simpson, which wouldn’t be the first time. A few years ago, Pippy hit up Saturday Night Live By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 02:36 am
Quiveration Is he in this one too? Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 09:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Do you need an obstetrician? Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:54 am
Hook Ups Mac…and Kiki??? Justin Long will not go quietly into the night. Now that Drew Barrymore has tired of him, he has cleverly managed to get in with another A list starlet – this time it’s Kirsten Dunst. OK! Magazine is reporting the two were just spotted this morning in NYC, after what By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 08:19 am
Douchebags Ugly Junior kissy face Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:42 am
Douchebags Princess AssTalk gets a tumour! Katherine Heigl is an ungrateful bitch. And Shonda Rhimes is going to punish her. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Following her asstalking remarks a few weeks ago about withdrawing her Emmy nomination because in her estimation the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t deserve one, Katie By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:24 am
Hayden Panettiere No More Greats Once upon a time in Hollywood, most stars had a specialty. They focused on that specialty. They were great at their specialty. Like Tom Hanks isn’t recording a rap song and launching his own line of lawnmowers, you know what I mean? Nowadays in showbiz, quality control is the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:52 am
Parent Pimps Meet Honor OK! Magazine paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to Jessica Alba’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:18 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:04 am
Ebola Victims Ronaldo avoids infection! Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious? Fortunately for Ronaldo, he escaped unscathed despite her best efforts. Because as soon as By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:55 am
