Douchebags Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford Sit DOWN Sean Avery! The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford. However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 05:42 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Face or Body? My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 05:21 am
Robert Downey-Jr RDJ and his Jr. RDJ was with his son Indio yesterday in West Hollywood browsing at a book store looking healthy and relaxed… so much better than when we saw him last time wearing too much makeup, looking as many of you suggested like David Gest. Ew! RDJ will be kicking off heavy promotion By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 03:15 am
Douchebags Pippy Le Pew Pipsqueak popped up in Paris yesterday to do a little shopping. Shelfy was not with him in person but, as usual, she was soon present in spirit, as rumours started circulating in America almost immediately that Justin picked up a bauble or two for her. Jessica Biel’s publicist never By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 02:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mrs Martin in the House Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 02:22 am
Charlize Theron They Came for Coldplay Coldplay performed a free show at Madison Square Garden last night for fans and many celebrity guests including my Kiki Dunst, Ed Burns, Charlize Theron, and Helena Christensen. Wonder how many of those jackets he had made…? Word is they were spirited but the live vocals aren’t quite there By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 01:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession David Banda at the ball game! Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 07:36 am
Quiveration Wanting the Wanted Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 06:56 am
Bad Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
Hook Ups He made it past the first night The dude who worked for Jennifer Aniston as her boyfriend when she was selling Smart Water – Paul Sculfor was spotted on a flirty date with Cameron Diaz a couple of weeks ago…and it looks like he’s yet to be manslung! Cam is keeping Paul around! The two had By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 03:25 am
Douchebags The Ingrate: A History The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 02:46 am
Girly Throw Downs No More Sharing Prunes? A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source: “Something happened between them, and they haven" By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:48 am
Douchebags Golden Showers on the Road There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:27 am
Douchebags Steve > Mike Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:20 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 6 Love you Renee! Let"s chat soon? Before you have the baby? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:16 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 5 The house was unbelievable. SO beautiful. Built in 1907, used to be an embassy. They don"t make them like that anymore. Why? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:08 am
