Frauds His expression, her expression Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 11:19 am
Quiveration Oh baby, when you`re in uniform… Dear Your Hot Majesty on a Horse, Can I call you that? Love it when you dress up like Army Man. Red and green go so good together. So great that you’re embracing your duties – launching today The Khumbu Challenge adventure training expedition for wounded Service personnel to the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 07:42 am
Parent Pimps Dressing up the BooBoos As mentioned the other day, Born Again Chicken Fried has taken to using her website BritneySpears.com as a promotional tool for her new album. Brilliant. She’s also complaining about the paps, posting videos of instances when they’ve gone too far. Fair enough. But now it’s become By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 06:56 am
Gossip Girl You just hooked yourself a Bass Spoilers! Caution! Michelle wrote to me this morning that Blair needs to have Serena’s breasts killed off the show because they are usurping every scene. True. Last night’s episode had its moments but overall, can Jenny Humphrey please eat an avocado and then f--k off? And can By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 04:59 am
Daniel Craig Around the world with Satsuki Last night, Berlin premiere of Bond Quantum, Daniel Craig arrived of course with his ever present fiancee Satsuki Mitchell. There were rumours floating around earlier this summer that the two had married in a top secret ceremony in Oregon. Her father was asked about it in London last week and By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 04:17 am
Frauds Granny in labour, Granny undressed People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 03:07 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in black leather and the marathon This is Victoria Beckham dressed comfortably for the 10 hour flight from LA to London yesterday in a killer Belstaff leather jacket and Loubie booties. Needless to say, she totally wasn’t expecting to be photographed. Nor did she want to be. As you can see, even by her standards, By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 02:47 am
Shonda Rhimes The MiniVan rules Seattle Grace If you don’t know the background, click here first for a refresher. As expected, Shonda Rhimes, the creator of Grey’s Anatomy and the executive producer, denies Ausiello’s breaking exclusive that GAY was the reason behind the abrupt end to Callie and Dr Hahn. Shonda…please. Her explanation: By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 02:22 am
Thinnification Lilo in white and one pink nail Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off later By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 01:57 am
Dumbass Disney hates gays Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 11:08 am
Douchebags Dumped for Denise About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Lilo was scheduled to host the World Music Awards in Monaco next By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 08:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It`s too early for Christmas! We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:41 am
Jessica Alba The City means she`s serious Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non? That hat. Love. Here’s Jessica Alba looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:27 am
Girlcrushes Who doesn`t… Love Kate Winslet? I can’t imagine. That unremarkable Hilary Swank has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet has none. What. The. F*ck??? This is a glorious Kate Winslet on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair. Kate has 2 movies contending this awards season and could be competing By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:06 am
Scarlett Johansson He Finished Ryan Reynolds ran the NY Marathon yesterday and finished in 3 hours 50 minutes, faster than he had planned. Ryan entered the race in support of Team Fox for Parkinson’s Research. His father suffers from the disease and Michael J Fox has been a source of inspiration for his By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 03:08 am
Brad Pitt Brad and the Mighty Opes She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:57 am
