Mary Kate Olsen Olsens in Paris MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 02:24 am
Brad Pitt Brad’s Crew Brad Pitt is shooting in Texas – obviously the role required a hair cut… thoughts? Don’t love it, don’t hate it, and he still looks hot. Especially those pants. See how those pants just hang? Pants hanging properly make up for not the greatest hair. I don’t care By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 01:22 am
Victoria Beckham She’s So Fashion Posh on the cover of Hello Canada this month after the Spice Girls’ final stop in Toronto. During the trip, she also stopped in at Holt Renfrew to promote DVB and discussed the tour, her clothing line, and of course her ambitions. My favourite quote from the article which she By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 08:08 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Kate H on the new Kate H LOVE this. Remember way back? After Gwyneth and Brad broke up and he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? Word is when asked about his new relationship, Gwyneth, in a classic Gwyneth snotty moment, when asked about Aniston, referred to her as… That TV Girl. Amazing. Now Kate Hudson is on the By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 07:24 am
Johnny Depp Marion & Guillaume: Love! Photos have just surfaced of my Marion and Guillaume in London for the BAFTAs… very cute. My favourite is the one with him looking over at her as they’re walking to their car on the way there. And the hugging. And he’s holding her BAFTA. But look at By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 04:59 am
Miley Cyrus Slap the Itch No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 02:24 am
Johnny Depp Winona in Paris My all time from times past slowly inching her way back – here’s Winona Ryder at the Valentino show today in Paris for fashion week She was 18 when she met Johnny. And it was 17 years ago. 17 years! Arguably the first modern supercouple – some say it was their By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 01:48 am
Lindsay Lohan Everyone hates Dirty Face and Coke Bloat Lindsay Lohan was photographed heading to an AA meeting yesterday. Supposedly heading to an AA meeting. Then last night she showed up at Villa – obviously the best place for a recovering addict. As you can see, Dirty Face is now dragging around some bloat. SO attractive. And the perfect role By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 01:13 am
Jessica Simpson Philanthropy or Strategery? So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 12:26 am
Elle Macpherson Genetic Freak Elle Macpherson turns 45 in a month. 45!!! Most models are genetic freaks. Elle’s freaky sh*t is freakier than most. Bitch bakes herself in the sun half the year, has already had two kids, parties non stop with the Euro jetset, and still looks like this. Hate. Love. By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 11:59 pm
Mariah Carey Mimi Looks Tiny Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 11:40 pm
Scarlett Johansson Ziggy Stardust Stamp of Approval The news of Scarlett Johansson’s musical aspirations was initially met with much scorn. Another actress trying to be a singer…not exactly the best track record. Now comes word that David Bowie contributed, literally, a few “oohs and ahhs” on Scarjo’s album and Bowie himself has written that By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 07:02 am
Brad Pitt The Second Coming in Texas Sean Penn and Heath Ledger were supposed to co-star in Terence Malick’s new feature Tree of Life. Brad Pitt has now stepped into the vacated role and shooting will start in Austin Texas like right now which isn"t the best timing. SXSW will kick off in 2 By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 06:07 am
Marion Cotillard If George Had Taste… If George Clooney had any taste, he’d be all over my Marion. As it happens, George Clooney prefers his girls deep on the cheap and tawdry side. And although he’s trying to whitewash her in the mainstream media with cute little details about their Oscar night to People By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 04:25 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak or Owen? There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 03:14 am
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
