Keira Knightley Bored at the BAFTAs Dear Keira, We get it. You don’t want to be there. You hate getting dressed up and having people judge you and gawking at your purported beauty. You’re 22 and the world is black and depressing. You thumb through a first edition of The Bell Jar every night By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Hayden Panettiere Old Lady in Berlin Easy with the posing, kid. Check out 30 year old Hayden Panettiere in Berlin for the film festival promoting Fireflies in the Garden. No body part on this girl looks 18. And everything, even down to her earrings, is OLD. Old face, old style, old make up, and an old By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:58 pm
Paris Hilton Box Office Ebola Finally her disease gets put to good use. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new movie was released this weekend and earned only $80 per screen for a meagre total of $9,000. As Dina Lohan would say: Justice! Still…it’s not all good news. The film’s per screen By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:49 pm
Eva Mendes Selma Healthy and Sparkly What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:48 pm
Victoria Beckham Purple Posh and Open Back She is the star of his campaign this season, featured in a series of print ads (click here for more ads from the Marc Jacobs campaign) beloved by gays and girls everywhere. And you know, when you earn the worship of the mo’s, it pretty much makes your life. By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 06:46 pm
Marion Cotillard My Marion wins at the BAFTAs! BIG upset! Huge upset! Julie Christie was rolling over everyone this season – and it was thought to be a done deal at the BAFTAs too. She is British after all. But it was Marion Cotillard tonight who surprised everyone. On the carpet and on stage. Note the tears in her By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes The Thinnification of Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and his amazing shrinking Robobride showed up at the LACMA opening of the Contemporary Art Museum Saturday night looking… actually kinda cute. As you can see, with his short ‘do and his big ass hidden shoe lifts, Tom is attempting to throw it back to his younger past. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Viggo Mortensen Quirky Quiveration at the BAFTAs Daniel Day-Lewis – he won, of course – and Viggo Mortensen… older dudes with flair. And talent. And poetry in the bedroom. Clearly Psycho Geppetto is Viggo’s signature red carpet style this year. Me likey. Me likey a lot. Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Emily Blunt The Body at the BAFTAs Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Kate Hudson Three Whiskers at the BAFTAs Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has been laying low of late – no new projects confirmed, scrambling to find some new direction with his career beyond the teenybop. Good luck with that, honey. Word is he and Kate Hudson were seen with their heads together at one point – not making out but By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Whitney Houston Stroke Face & Weird Tits LOVE Whitney. Totally amped that Whitney’s about to be BACK. Thrilled she’s kicked the Bobby. Hopefully she’s kicked the blow. But let this be a lesson about the effects of the blow. Because her face… it just isn’t the same. And Whitney was once a world By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Ziyi Zhang Hello Kitty at the Grammys No clue what Zhang Ziyi was doing at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party but Hello Kitty Chinagirl should have stayed home… You know how North Americans have that expression about trailers? You can take the girl out of the trailer park but… blah blah blah? My mother has one about By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Daniel Craig Bond on Set This is for Laura, my friend and producer, to get her week off to a good start. Daniel Craig shooting Bond 22, the one with the terribly awkward title, with the newest Bond girl Gemma Arterton. (Did you hear recently that Denise Richards was named Worst Bond Girl ever? Snort) By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Nicole Richie Nicole Underslept Nowadays the bags under her eyes are understandable, non? This is the mother of a month-old baby girl. And just like many other new moms, Nicole Richie also has that look of exhausted exhilaration that – so they say - comes with being in love with your own child. Here she By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
James Franco James Franco Clammy Face Remind you of Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Could totally be just the flu… But this is Hollywood. And this is James Franco on Saturday night at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening in LA on Saturday night. And that is a major case of clammy face, in these parts typically brought By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
