Sienna Miller SiSi at Pepe and my Physio Went to see a physiotherapist yesterday for the first time ever after my mother dragged me to some kung fu crazy lady in Hong Kong who monkey jumped on my back and f&ckin’ shiatsu-ed the sh*t out of it. This is apparently the Hello Kitty version of By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 06:39 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Sorry and not friends with Nicole? Mischa Barton called in to Seacrest this morning in an attempt to explain herself. Mischa owned up to the fact that she attempted to murder someone with her car when she drove drunk over the holidays and was pulled over. “I was pulled over…just that. Obviously I’m 100% By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 04:06 am
Paris Hilton Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person. Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 02:48 am
Katie Holmes Do you see Little Sci? I love this sh*t. You are looking at William Mapother, actor and cousin of Tom Cruise. You may recognise him from Lost. He played Ethan. Ordinarily he’d be no one. And he might still be no one. Except that many of you seem convinced because of similarity that By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:37 am
Katie Holmes Presenting Katie 2008! The very first occasion of the year – and Presenting Katie could not have come at a better time! As you know, the Morton Tom Cruise bio is due out next week and while reviews of the book have not been enthusiastic, still the chilling suggestions are beginning to slither into By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:24 am
Kid Rock Pam is Fertile Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:05 am
Rumer Willis My Rumey had a CUTE boyfriend??? Well she did…but apparently not anymore! And he is CUTE! And shares the same taste in headwear! Rumer Willis’s now ex boyfriend is called Rafi Gavron, a British actor, 19, who resembles James Franco. You’ll recall I reported last year a tip from a reader that saw By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Andrew Morton Cruise bio: the EW Review Entertainment Weekly has the best writers ever – week after week, the magazine is stimulating and readable, every page from front to back, and doesn’t make you feel dirty when it’s over. EW is the best. So EW has just reviewed the Morton Tom Cruise bio. The review itself By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:43 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One at Chuck E Cheese During their brief visit to Springfield, Missouri last week the Pitts also hit up Chuck E Cheese with all four Pitt kids and a gaggle of nieces and nephews. An enterprising civilian was savvy enough to pull out the camera phone – here are a few photos from Us Weekly. As By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 09:25 am
Jessica Simpson Pissing Douche on the Loose John Mayer is single again! According to People, after dating FNL’s Minka Kelly for a few months, the two have now broken up. Looks like Minka came to her senses. How do you go from Taylor Kitsch dripping sweat all over you to John Mayer pulling out his pee By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 08:54 am
Tom Cruise Giving the Gift of Xenu Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and Tom Cruise covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with Tom, allegedly (according to Andrew By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 06:27 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Targets Oscar She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:55 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Daily It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine spent a reported $1 million on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:32 am
Jessica Biel Cheating on Shelf Ass? The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:22 am
Lucy Liu Overkill at Letterman Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in. In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:05 am
Britney Spears The Wrath of Mighty Opes It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 03:21 am
