Katie Holmes More from the Morton GMD Exposé!!! It’s a long summary but well worth the read and chills, chills, chills. Could Little Sci have been conceived by the Founder Sci L Ron Hubbard??? Is that why she’s called Suri? It"s true, anyone hoping for confirmation of Tom being gay will not be satisfied, By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 06:17 am
Victoria Beckham Posh in Yellow, Becks in Tight Pants Given that Britney has captured world wide attention, Victoria knew she needed to push it an extra mile for photos this weekend…which accounts for the concrete tits encased in bright yellow and a cheap ass pair of matching strappy standals. Her quiverating husband also provides some camera worthy moments. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 04:20 am
Lindsay Lohan This Is What You Get… When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:27 am
Milo Ventimiglia Hayden & Milo love Fried Chicken Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:09 am
Britney Spears Britney Free, Whereabouts Unknown As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 02:49 am
Jessica Simpson Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation? Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Found! Celebtv.com has video of Britney and Adnan this weekend – passing around a lollipop on a hotel balcony while gallivanting with no pants on. As mentioned last week, Adnan has secured exclusive photos of the two of them for his agency and is trying to sell them for hundreds of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Marion Cotillard Polley & Christie Honoured by New York Film Critic Oh Canada! Sarah Polley’s Away From Her was awarded last night at the New York Film Critics Circle last night for Best First Film and her leading lady Julie Christie received the Best Actress honour, positioning her well for an Oscar nomination to be announced 2 weeks from now. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Taylor Kitsch Need A Friday Pick-me-Up? First Friday of the year, need a break from the drama? First… FNL returns tonight! Brand new episode and I hear Julie gets hot for Riggins!!! Here’s a taste of Taylor Kitsch to get you through to tonight. TK in Men’s Health from February 2007. Damn. Friday Night By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:35 am
Brad Pitt All The Pitts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt joined the rest of the Pitts in Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday for a family gathering at a local pizza parlour. Brad’s parents were present, along with his siblings and their spouses and their kids too. All told, including the four children from the First By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 08:11 am
Tori Spelling Junior Makes Himself Useful While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:25 am
Britney Spears No Charges, No Lynne, Pro Kevin Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:15 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken! Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 05:03 am
Avril Lavigne Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:51 am
Britney Spears Ebola Grooms Her Brother Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:24 am
Britney Spears Britney to Lose Visitation After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 02:40 am
