John Travolta Gay Biker Chic: Best of 2007 John Travolta had a lot of fun promoting Wild Hogs – leather pants rubbin’ up on his privates all day. It’s only too bad they made him leave the studded dog collar and leash at home. But still…how can you not look at this and giggle? 2007 was quite By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 07:20 am
Tori Spelling Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007 Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 05:46 am
Clive Owen Clive’s Quiverating Cologne: Best of 2007 Clive Owen’s ad for Hypnose Homme Lancome and click here for the commercial. Now tell me you wouldn’t want him wanting you with his eyes like that. A little sweaty now? By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 04:48 am
Jessica Biel Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007 A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 03:55 am
Money no Mystery This is Georgina Chapman last night headed to the Waverly Inn in NYC for a pre-wedding party. Her own pre-wedding party. Georgina is a former model, now the designer behind Marchesa. Which is ugly but not the point. The point is… look at her. She is gorgeous. And she is By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:57 am
Katie Holmes Comfortable on the Carpet I remember seeing Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at TIFF 2006 at the Holt Renfrew Burberry party. They had just started dating that summer, it was new and fresh and they took care to arrive separately, in separate cars 15 minutes apart, walking the carpet and the press line well By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:42 am
Katie Holmes More RoboBride Rossum Click here if you missed Katie Holmes raping you with sugar in the pages of January Elle. Now even more Rossum has been released as further proof she is fellating the MiniVan Majority. First an addition to a previous quote about how Tom is the perfect partner and then on By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 02:05 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Fourth Grade Damn. KFed’s lawyer is the business. And Britney must be paying a lot of money for him to be defending her ex husband. Poetic. So as you know, Britney bailed on her deposition the other day claiming she had fallen ill, unable to leave her hotel home due to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Why Can’t I Just Bl*w You? Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Antonio Banderas Smell Like EuroCheese Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success. Now Antonio By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Nicolas Cage in New York For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ryan Gosling Sparks Fly in Brooklyn In early November, Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were spotted in Brooklyn having dinner. The two have known each other since co-starring in The United States of Leland and while there was no suggestion from the outing that it was anything more than 2 friends catching up, I wrote at By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Aniston’s Worst Insult Janice Min must be mad at Stephen Huvane again. Because this week’s cover of Us Weekly features Brad and Angelina as couple of the year and now on the magazine’s website, the most hilarious poll: Who"s More Likely to Find Love in 2008: Jessica Simpson or By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 08:01 am
Geri Halliwell Spice Doc Giving You Everything is the Spice Girls one hour documentary airing next week narrated by the girls themselves over the course of the last few months leading up to their reunion tour with exclusive backstage access and archival footage. You’d think it would be typical campy snap and pop. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:30 am
Mischa Barton Middle Aged Mischa Mischa Barton in Belfast last night for the premiere of Closing the Ring. Love the leggings, love the shoes but as you can see, with that coat and the hair, the normally hip Mischa now resembles a 40 year old socialite who takes her first gin highball just after noon. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 04:14 am
Seth Rogen Seth Rogen: Best of 2007 Oh Canada. Oh Seth Rogen. It was quite a year. Knocked Up and Superbad have earned him Major Player status in Hollywood. And the best part is…he’s not “just” an actor. He writes too. Love that he writes too. Capping off a career defining year, Seth appears in By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 04:00 am
