Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth’s Gams My Gwyneth is currently in NYC filming Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix. Wonder how she’s handling his unpredictable mood swings though she should be used to it living with Chris Martin who was apparently horrible while he was writing his last album. Understandable since after the glow, the last By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:31 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze & Her Nephew No come on… don’t try and tell me Nicole Kidman does not look like Keith Urban’s Granny Freeze Aunt here. Don’t try and don’t lie. Because she does. And you know it. Nicole is currently in London promoting The Golden Compass, a film and a role By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 03:06 am
Geri Halliwell How the Spices Support Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 02:38 am
Zach Braff Man Makeover? Lisa Kudrow and Zach Braff today announcing the nominations for the Independent Spirit Awards. NB – Angelina Jolie received a nod solidifying her as one of the early frontrunners for Oscar which means the Pitts will certainly be stepping up their campaign leading into award season. More Pitt Porn – yay! But By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Paris Paradis Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Eva Green Golden Compass Girl Crush It’s been too long without Eva Green. But Eva is back. The girl who cannot resist an occasion, who doesn’t know the meaning of toning sh*t down, pictured here at the Golden Compass premiere tonight in London. Actually, by Eva’s standards, this is rather subdued. She’ By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Video Weave It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Jude Law Hair Technology Seriously…this is a miracle. Nothing short of astounding. Because not too long ago, Brendan Fraser was grasping at wisps. Literally. Back in April, he looked like a newborn manchild with the plugs freshly installed and some kind of microderm abrasion peeling several years off his face. Now just six By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr Common & Serena Common is a hot piece of quiver. Serena Williams… not my taste. But what matters is she’s his taste. And so here they are, after first hooking up in his video, the two are apparently now dating and ready to step out together in public. From Erykah Badu to By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 09:19 am
Scarlett Johansson Church on Sunday Exclusive smut. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills. The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. To avoid getting papped, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 09:17 am
All Ages & Jonesing Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame. Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:19 am
Gwen Stefani King 2? Baby watch, and baby bump watch, to me anyway, are boring as sh*t. But you all seem to love it. Thankfully, this report stems not from the ever unreliable observation of one’s growing – imaginary or otherwise – midsection but from true smut. According to a very new untested source, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 06:44 am
Tom Cruise He Sleeps Naked My quivering loins… of course he sleeps naked. Becks is in Australia right now with the LA Galaxy and he appeared on local morning tv for an interview during which he was asked if he preferred “pyjamas or no pyjamas”. He replied – no pyjamas. Yum! This man is too fine By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 03:31 am
Tara Reid Tara Reid stank on Scrubs Tara Reid had a guest starring role on Scrubs a few seasons ago … and she will not be invited back. Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence addressed the New York Comedy Festival the other day and said she reeked so badly of booze and gang banging he’d sooner let John Mayer By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:44 am
Emily Blunt Michael Buble: the new John Mayer Cheesy lyrics, the illusion of sensitivity…only to end up a pig in reality, not unlike that douchbag John Mayer who sings of bodies and wonderlands but prefers them drenched in piss. But then again, if you’ve been paying attention to this site over the last few months, Michael By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 02:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Lolita Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:52 am
