Colin Firth Mr Darcy > McDreamy Whatever Patrick Dempsey. If you want a perfect man… look no further than Colin Firth. Especially if you are, like me, an anglophile. Who can deny the accent? And the sheepish grin? And the way he looks in pants. And the way he looks in a suit? And the way By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:00 pm
Harrison Ford Another Generation Look at Kirk Douglas. He is old. He his hobbled from a stroke. But he is rich. And so on Thanksgiving, he took his own rich ass out and volunteered at the Los Angeles Mission. Am not versed on Old Hollywood smut, am sure he has his skeletons but still… By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:00 pm
Celine Dion The Best.Cheese.Ever La Fromage Celine was supposed to play two shows in Halifax next year as part of her upcoming tour. The shows have since been cancelled either because of inadequate facilities or because the people of Halifax don’t want her cheese. Some say it’s because the venue could not By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 08:56 am
Heidi Klum Cute…or Crass I am by no means a bra burning feminist but after seeing this from Heidi Klum, you might as well take away our right to vote. Watch Heidi in a new ad clip for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show airing on December 4th playing with her tits. Literally. Or By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 08:23 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson But the Neck… At first glance, Fergie actually looks great. Somehow during the last year or so, Fergie has managed to distance herself just a little from Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling. Somehow the ugly went away. This is a good thing. But upon closer inspection… the neck. The face is smooth (and By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:43 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Infects China My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:24 am
Britney Spears Bait She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak. Wonder if Milo was weak? She says he wasn’t. In a new By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 04:06 am
Sienna Miller Sienna & Rhys: Back to the Beach Their love first bloomed on the beach in Spain (attached), now Sienna and Rhys Ifans are headed back to la plage – pictured here at the airport on holiday in Mexico. With Rhys in her bed, Sienna has kept a remarkably low profile the last couple of months, preferring instead to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 07:25 am
John Mayer How He Pees John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 06:38 am
Robin Thicke Perv ‘Stache and a Pompadour Robin Thicke and his wife Paula partied at Butter last night. Robin also brought along his perv ‘stache and rocked a pompadour. Not exactly the sweetest look ever. Perv ‘staches are for sexual predators. In his case, perhaps a sexual predator who went to boarding school, but a sexual predator By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 06:15 am
Patrick Dempsey Great Hair by Day, Bad Hair by Night Patrick Dempsey in NYC yesterday promoting Enchanted which is the feel good, sweetheart holiday movie of the year. If you’re into Chick Lit, line up now. If you’re into Disney musicals, line up now. If you love watching heroines get rescued Rossumingly by “themselves”, line up now. And By Lainey • Nov 20, 2007 03:48 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Size 7? If I could jam my size 8s into these babies, they’d be mine. Sadly, I am one size too big. But if you are a size 7…what the hell are you waiting for? They are exquisite YSL lace-ups, in the most perfect green, and better yet…they were By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Another Disciple See? Friendship with Tom Cruise never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp He Slashes & Sings Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paul Mccartney One Legged When Convenient When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Their Love is Good Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
