Natalie Portman Portman Pink > Rossum Pink But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Oceans 13 DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! So the boys are back in time for the holidays. And back in Vegas too. George, Brad, Matt, and the sizzling Don Cheadle. They smolder in their suits, the coolest cats on the strip, and always always you want to be part of the Pack. Best yet, not only is By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Kyle Chandler Friday Night Quiveration Friday Night Lights – are you watching? I hope you’re watching. Because after a slow start, this season is just as great as the last. Like all teams shaking off the off season rust. Still the most perfect show on television. With the most perfect cast of leading men. Damn! By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Nude Windows & Mute Stones She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in London They had that look in their eye last night – that wild horny vibe they pulled out in Cannes last May, the same wild horny vibe that evokes jungle sex memories from their African sojourn during the early stages of their relationship, when Brad supposedly impressed locals with lovemaking so fierce, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Joaquin Loves Gwyneth They’re working on a new movie together called Two Lovers. Joaquin plays a dude who has to choose between a woman his parents want him to marry and his hot new neighbour. He ends up falling in love with the neighbour, drama and heartbreak and tragedy will ensue. My By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:36 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Ingrate Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:05 am
Eric Bana Mother Spock Winona Ryder is now confirmed to play Mother Spock to Zachary Quinto’s Young Spock in JJ Abrams’ remake of Star Trek. Also tapped for the new movie are Chris Pine (Lilo’s love interest in Just My Luck) as Capt Kirk and the hotness Simon Pegg as Scotty. Inexplicably, By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 04:47 am
Ellen Degeneres The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres??? Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 03:49 am
Paul Mccartney Heather Fired! Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:39 am
Amy Winehouse Briefly on Amy For those new to the site, please also see the FAQ: Amy Winehouse married a man alleged to be the heroin dealer to the UK music industry, a loser in the truest sense who needs to junk her up to keep her in his grasp. He was expected to face By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:18 am
Sacha Baron Cohen The Book of Borat Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise The Unpopular Cruise There is a reason why Tom Cruise and his Robobride have been hustling so hard on the MiniVan Majority. Because aside from a few famous friends who have ulterior motives themselves, Tom Cruise doesn’t appear to have many fans in Hollywood. And especially not heavyweights Robert Redford and Meryl By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Shopping with Rossum As Keira Knightley would say – get ready to be raped by sugar. Hard. Thanks to Sophia for the link! Prepare your gag reflex for the following 5 minute video – Emmy Rossum will test the limits of your sanity. I promise. We are shopping with Rossum and her stylist in preparation By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 10:00 am
Shia LaBeouf It’s How You Own It… Quiveration CAN come out of stupidity. As you know, Shia LeBoeuf was arrested the other day after acting like a douchebag drunk off his ass at a Walgreens in Chicago. When confronted by the paps today about the incident, Shia did not shirk from shame, he did not run, nor By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 09:49 am
Paris Hilton Hallmark Hates Ebola! Hallmark is fighting disease! Back in September, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton launched a lawsuit against Hallmark taking exception to a greeting the company created alleging that they misappropriated her image and invaded her privacy. She is suing for $500,000 and a permanent ban on the card’s distribution going By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 08:44 am
