Lindsay Lohan Lilo Eyes Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s “Amazing” Race Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Harry Potter At Hogwarts with Harry Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix comes out on DVD this week in the UK and on December 11th everywhere else – very cool special features. I even cried during the 43 minute behind the scenes documentary when they talk about how love saves Harry. Sob. To promote the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Helen Mirren Always the Queen Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Rumer Willis Good News… Bad News Earlier this week, Rumer Willis talked about being famous and opened a can of sh-t all over her own ass. The good news – Rumer has landed another post on Us Weekly’s website. The bad news – the post is poll asking visitors whether or not Rumer constitutes “famous”. And the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 11:30 am
Brad Pitt Lacking Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 10:24 am
Jennifer Aniston The Olsen Influence After making out with Ashley Olsen two nights in a row, Lance Armstrong turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Halloween party on Wednesday looking kinda stylin’. All over the longer darker coif and the suit, though the shoes are way too “straight dude” but then again, an athlete from Texas By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 09:59 am
Jennifer Lopez Karl’s Competition Few things are more delicious than Euro Cheese. But Euro Designer Cheese is a whole other level of amusement. Roberto Cavalli – do you love him, or do you LOVE him? Cavalli is currently on a major pimp tour – not only promoting his own line at H&M but also By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 06:02 am
Heidi Klum Now THIS is a costume Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 04:35 am
Johnny Depp Words from The Lifetime Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Coldplay 2008 Radiohead laid down the gauntlet with In Rainbows both creatively and strategically, now Coldplay is expected to drop their 4th album by summer 2008. But where the band’s first two releases earned long-lasting affection, their last effort X+Y fell far short after time, even with their most hardcore By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Tyra Banks No Toe is Better than Camel Toe But still…no toe is f&cking weird. Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like a man By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 11:44 am
Chris Martin Freshly Cut The mop is gone! Chris Martin was sighted in London yesterday freshly shorn and actually kinda cute. This is for my friend Michelle C who met him backstage at the Juno Awards 2 years ago and lost her mind. While rumours continue to swirl about Chris’s marriage to my By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:52 am
George Clooney What George Wants You will love this. As you know, for the last couple of months, George Clooney has been squiring around a young lass called Sarah Larsen. Sarah has been identified as a one time Vegas cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant who has taken leave at her job to accompany her By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 05:31 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Assistant Another assistant speaks! This time a more sympathetic portrayal of Britney from a girl who spent 3 months with her non stop from soon after her split with KFed right up to when she was admitted to rehab. Kalie Machado met Britney at her house in early December 2006 as By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 04:13 am
Paul Mccartney Golddigger TV "They"ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things, and I"ve stayed quiet for my daughter." Ummmm…really? Does a tearful appearance on GMTV constitute as quiet? And how about the legal leaks? How did details By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 03:39 am
