Donald Trump Trend Whore vs The Chubb Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Dark Spidey in London I love it. The antithesis of pink and ringlets, my Kiki in London tonight for the premiere of Spidey 3 – rather apropos considering Spidey discovers his dark side, so to speak, in the sequel sequel. Does sequel apply to #3? The smokey eyes, the natural hair, the dress – above all By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity “All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez: Wax in London The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non? As for the widely reported “flop” of By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Where’s Boo?!? Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal with Atticus and one By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh: Blonder and Thicker? Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson A High Waisted Difference Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
A Paparazzi Postcard But for the lone man in the background on one of the shots, I’d say this is pretty picture perfect, non? Keira and Rupert enjoying Spring, me enjoying Rupert’s short hair – a HUGE improvement, don’t you think? Word is they’re doing well. Rumour has it, it By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears Please Stop Talking All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate: Will the Golden Age be golden? Cate Blanchett has an Oscar but not a Best Actress Oscar. But Hilary Swank has TWO??? Bitch… please. Let there be justice then. And if the trailer for the Golden Age is any indication, 2008 will be another year for the Queen. She is magnificent, non? Click here for the By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson The Hotter Wilson & Kate Hudson Have you seen what Luke Wilson looks like lately? Shocked me in Blades of Glory – it’s frightening how bloated he is. Bloated in a bad way, bloated in a “I drink too much and I’m a loser” kind of way – what the hell was Gwyneth thinking? Hands down, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Quiveration Sells Cologne Clive Owen is the face of Lancome Hypnose Homme. Cheesy pose but still…hot enough to set your loins aflame. Thanks Dinah! source By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Dating Doppelganger Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Taupe Glows Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez The Daily Dry Heave If you can hold it back after this – I salute you. The movie is Suburban Girl…godawful title, init? Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, chick flick based on Chick Lit, adapted from one of the stories in Melissa Bank’s The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing - the rights By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen No Time Wasted Well that was fast. Amanda Peet gave birth to a baby girl 8 weeks ago. Here’s Amanda cleverly hiding any remaining traces of pregnancy, looking lovely and fresh at the Oscar de la Renta boutique opening yesterday in LA. Seems like motherhood has also helped with the assy fashion By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
