Naomi Campbell Heather Mills: Diary of a Pathological Liar First he was unsympathetic to her disabilities, then he wouldn’t let her keep a bedpan, and he made her hop on one leg and crawl up the stairs, and he said she couldn’t breastfeed, and oh yes, he abused her too…but when all of those tall tales By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Trio Today Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards No PamRock, No Marriage TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards. Shocker? No. On many counts. If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and firecrotches By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams on the Sidelines Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba The Alba Demon: Oyster Magic Friday night, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in Vancouver, dining with her family at oyster house Joe Fortes, apparently making out hardcore, by all accounts in a very celebratory mood, maybe even a little inebriated, prompting some to wonder whether or not, given they’ve been househunting of late, they’ By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects SPF Check out this close up – courtesy Flynet Images for use exclusively on LaineyGossip.com – of Britney and her adorably chunky firstborn who looks like he’s growing a wee mullet. Unfortunately, at some point in the afternoon, SPF was temporarily held by none other than Hollywood Ebola herself, looking slightly By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: The Beautiful Freeze at Happy Feet Fresh from a chemical peel no doubt, she does look remarkably……. Scrubbed…don’t you think? I don’t love the hair, nor do I love the office manager black slacks but I do love Nicole’s face, in spite of the injections and the Botox and Goddess knows whatever By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape! It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & John Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & Tony Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Beautiful Gwyneth sells everything Source Beanpole, Estee Lauder, now Freixenet - here she is at the unveiling of the new tv ad she filmed with dancer Angel Corella the other day along with two stills from the commercial which I haven’t seen but if the latest one for Pleasures is any indication, I By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
