Nick Lachey Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Most Obnoxious: Diddy It is Diddy now, right? A smutty brain can only hold so much, you know? Besides, whatever his name was he was downright retarded tonight. And I don’t use that word facetiously. Here’s what happened in case you missed the pre-show. Diddy steps up to be interviewed, flanked By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Worst Hair: Andy Roddick Ummm…what in the name of Vidal Sassoon is this??? Boy hasn’t been right since Mandy Moore and I’m thinkin’ all that Russian sex must be getting to his hairline because Andy Roddick used to be cute as all hell. And now? Not so much. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Most Budget: Vanessa Minnillo What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The MTV VMAs 2006 A better show than last year, especially since Diddy’s Miami hosting skills were ass at best. But still…too bloody long!!! A few quick observations: - would the PussyCat Dolls please.shut.the.f&ck.up??? I mean really… we’re talkin’ about a girl *band* with 6 By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Most Useless Piece of Sh*t: Kevin Federline I was so thrilled to see Britney, she really really looked amazing. And then dirtbag had to come in the shot and soil the experience. Did you see him? Did you see the flippant look on his face as he was announcing Beyonce’s win? Beyonce. Accomplished on her own By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Quiveration: Welcome Back Ben Yes. Please. A husband, a father, a first time director, and now Hollywood, the film that is supposed to reconfirm his status as a showbiz superstar - Ken Sunshine did good, non? Have a look at Ben in Venice - cleaned up, handsome as hell, every inch the hunk he By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss The Daily Covet: Kate"s coat I.Must.Have.This.Coat. I MUST! Check out Kate Moss outside her London home yesterday, every inch the iconic muse, because no matter how f&cked her love life is, the style just never slips. Sigh. It"s just too bad about that junkie love situation. The By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Suck "n" Sprinkle If you"re one of those prudish types, STOP READING NOW. And consider yourself warned. Otherwise, don"t be bitching to my inbox about crass and crude and blah blah blah. After all, smut is nothing if it ain"t dirty. Right then. About this Jessica Simpson/ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in New Orleans A few days ago, there was a rumour, now debunked, that Jennifer Aniston was to endorse Nike for a new campaign, with her earnings being directed towards cancer research. Shortly thereafter, new photos of her surfaced - she really has the best hair, doesn"t she? - seen leaving By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Graceful: Rene Russo Rene Russo is 52. Let me just repeat that. Rene Russo is 52. FIFTY-TWO. So the roles might be drying up but the face and the body??? Absolutely not. Of course the next question is: has she had work done? Chances are…yes. But hey - if so, it" By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Scarlett Johansson: versatility in Venice I am in love with her. In. Love. Gorgeous, goth, and punk the other day, old Hollywood glam with aplomb the next time we see her… Who can resist Scarlett Johansson? Certainly not Josh Hartnett and they apparently have a rockin" hard love scene in the Black Dahlia that By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Hilary Homewrecker on the loose? Well well. Curious state of affairs, non? First the official split from Chad Lowe, then the vicious Vanity Fair article in which she reprehensibly outs his addiction, now word that she"s hooking up with her agent, some dude by the name of John, also in the midst of By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Angelina"s beautiful cheese I"m telling you - only she could make this sh*t work. Click here for her Shiseido ad and prepare to be mesmerised. And that"s the thing about Angelina Jolie, isn"t it? You know it"s bad, you know it"s practically By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Double Gorgessity: Gisele & Naomi One long, one little, both fantastic in their own unique respects. First Gisele, spokesmodel for the new AMEX red, five miles of leg on ten miles of gorgessity - absolutely stunning, even if she does have ridiculously large feet. And then Naomi Watts, glammed up for a photo shoot, not By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
