Orlando Bloom Hot Harry and the Hooters This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2006 08:00 am
Hugh Jackman The Daily Fabulous: Hugh Jackman Astounding, non? That he can go from loin mashing Wolverine hotness to this and so convincingly? Here is Hugh Jackman reprising his role in the Boy from Oz, wholeheartedly giving himself over to gold and animal print and double jointed wrists. I admire his courage, don"t you? And By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Clint Eastwood Girl Crushing on Jenna Dewan Longtime readers of this column know that I love teen movies. But a teen DANCE movie??? Heaven, y"all. Pure, unadulterated, shameless heaven. I have seen them all. Save the Last Dance? Yes. Dirty Dancing Havana Nights? Yes, yes. Centre Stage? Yes, yes, yes! You Got Served? Um, like, By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jennifer Lopez Would you believe the Miss America gown is the least of our problems? Why is it that the biggest stars always stumble on beauty pageant frocks? More importantly though, if she HAD to wear something like this, why not just go up a size? Why jam it all into something By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: back to bones I"d call this a relapse, wouldn"t you? Only weeks ago, Nicole was on her way to healthy, still skinny but clearly developing a pulse. By the looks of her this weekend, I"d say the good work has been undone. You know it"s By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Thank Goddess for Jessie"s bits - CAUTION: lewd At The Factory this weekend performing for Les Gays and yes, I feel your temptation to destroy her over the ensemble. But I beg your compassion and lenience. Because in this hot summer gossip drought, who couldn"t use a little camel toe and half a hanging ass from By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Beyoncé Beyonce: The Contender? We are 6 months away but early word is that B"s Dreamgirls could be the one to watch, with a surprisingly stellar performance by Sasha - or whatever she"s calling herself these days - that has many thinking "First Nomination." And no, I" By Lainey • Aug 14, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen The Departed vs Infernal Affairs With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Winona"s single status As you know, one of my girls throughout the years. She"s working again, seen here on the set of her latest The Ten, looking alright, not terribly cute but nothing to worry about either. And holding up rather nicely for someone with so many mental health issues, don& By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Notes on Rachel & Pierce Images for use exclusively on Laineygossip.com courtesy FLYNET Images. August 8th. She went to yoga in Vancouver. Then reported to work. Practically an open set on Broadway at the Hollywood Theatre in Vancouver. Fans, extras, two pubs nearby - a frickin" spectacle. Rachel was shy but lit up By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter "Alba" in the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh & the People Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Clay Aiken Team Aniston"s clever spin Without a doubt, the biggest story of the day: Us Weekly"s bold pronouncement that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. Not exactly a surprise considering it"s been building for months now but what WAS surprising was the fanfare surrounding the report and the clever way By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Granny: Nicole Kidman Finally some photographic evidence of Nicole as a mother, shopping and bonding with Isabella. Funny that because I"ve been hearing some very loud sniping about her parental shortcomings of late. Just coincidence, right? But seriously, for all the Botox and the pulling and the scary ass freeze that& By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
