Ryan Reynolds Ryan & Rachel - the Vancouver diaries Again, I’m doing this because your emails indicate you want it. If, however, you are among a silent majority that can’t stand this sugar, please let me know. I’ll stop it just for you. Oh – and for the benefit of the non-North American readers out there – we By Lainey • Jul 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds & Alanis Morrissette: reunited I reported this on eTalk last Friday but unfortunately forgot to put it in the column – SORRY. So it was an exclusive, we were the first to break it, and despite calling off their engagement, I can confirm that Ryan and Alanis have not called it quits. At least not By Lainey • Jul 20, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Beyoncé The Daily Immobilised Kidman: Beyonce Three words: WTF??? Three more words: Hello Nicole Kidman??? For the love of Buddha – can someone get Tina Knowles OFF the payroll? By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie My Lips, My Shirt Skip to the next if you have no interest in hearing about my bee stung lips. Now I’ve gotten my fair share of hate mail but this one probably tops it all in anger level AND hilarity. As in The.Best.Ever. From Cindy: I saw you on mtv By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Ashlee in concert The nose is great. The effect of the starvation diet is not. And just in case you were wondering about whether or not Ashlee slowed down the thinnification, Jennifer E wrote in with her reassurance that Ashlee is indeed still emaciating. But does that surprise you? “I went to the By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Bonafide, Bikini-clad Lilo So I think these photos put the debate to rest once and for all, non? They are REAL, y’all. Especially the side shot. Because that is what you call undeniable authentic droopage. So can we finally agree that my girl does NOT have a set of fake tits to By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Naomi in Italy With Liev on a working vacay in Italy. Now I know I’m cockeyed and more than a little nearsighted but those abs look pretty flat to me. So is it safe to say she’s not with child? Is it safe to say she hasn’t been with child By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Team Kiki If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brooke Burke’s jeans Lindsay W sent this in. She needs to know where she can get these jeans. Can you help? By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
A Smutty Soiree with The Society My humble thanks and love to the girls of The Society last night for throwing me such an elegant and delightfully dishy party at Czehoski – one of the hottest spots in the city! I’m also tremendously flattered that it was a sold out event and that so many of By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Pam & Kid redux I approve! They make sense to me, you know? When I see Pam with Kid, it’s like everything is right in the world. Now say what you will about her and the tits and the tipping over of the tits and the eyebrows and the tired ass face – say By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Carmen & Dave: another angle I’ve no doubt you’ve heard the news. They’re done, they’re over, and word on the street – according to Perez Hilton via Life & Style is that Dave Navarro has spent the last 5 months in bed and in residence with some broad called Sarah Howard. Now By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
The Globe & Mail If you have no interest in reading an article about me, skip to the next. My gratitude and appreciation to all of you who saw the write-up and sent in kind words of support. It would be nothing without you reading – thank you, love you, owe you. The Globe & By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Kate Hudson: breast envy As any girl who suffers from large breast affliction will agree – I’d exchange mine for Kate’s any day. An A cup is my dream. We all want what we don’t have and in my humble opinion, clothes look way better on the modestly endowed. There is nothing By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
