Justin Timberlake Worst Grandpa: Justin Timberlake SexyBack? More like boring as f&ck. I mean, I understand the need to go band to boy to man and I know that pipsqueak squeak is like an albatross around his jock and I know the pop transition, to be taken seriously, to be looked upon as a By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Hair: Ludacris Much prefer him without the cornrows and the afro and the ponytails. Luda looks FOINE. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new song with Pharrell. Come to think of it, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Pharrell too. But Luda with a close buzz is a good Luda indeed. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Best Couple: LL & 50 Anyone from my generation, Going Back to Cali, we all have a soft spot for LL Cool J. In many cases, we have many soft spots for LL Cool J. But my point is LL rarely disappoints. And for some reason, he and 50 tonight looked HOT. I loved that By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Carb Face: Nick Lachey My main gay Darren coined the term – I think it’s a keeper, non? Carb face is exactly what it sounds like. Too much bread, too much pasta, too much rice resulting in too much puff, too much bloat, and whatever else that’s lingering around Nick Lachey’s head. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Most Obnoxious: Diddy It is Diddy now, right? A smutty brain can only hold so much, you know? Besides, whatever his name was he was downright retarded tonight. And I don’t use that word facetiously. Here’s what happened in case you missed the pre-show. Diddy steps up to be interviewed, flanked By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Worst Hair: Andy Roddick Ummm…what in the name of Vidal Sassoon is this??? Boy hasn’t been right since Mandy Moore and I’m thinkin’ all that Russian sex must be getting to his hairline because Andy Roddick used to be cute as all hell. And now? Not so much. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Most Budget: Vanessa Minnillo What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John The MTV VMAs 2006 A better show than last year, especially since Diddy’s Miami hosting skills were ass at best. But still…too bloody long!!! A few quick observations: - would the PussyCat Dolls please.shut.the.f&ck.up??? I mean really… we’re talkin’ about a girl *band* with 6 By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Most Useless Piece of Sh*t: Kevin Federline I was so thrilled to see Britney, she really really looked amazing. And then dirtbag had to come in the shot and soil the experience. Did you see him? Did you see the flippant look on his face as he was announcing Beyonce’s win? Beyonce. Accomplished on her own By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Quiveration: Welcome Back Ben Yes. Please. A husband, a father, a first time director, and now Hollywood, the film that is supposed to reconfirm his status as a showbiz superstar - Ken Sunshine did good, non? Have a look at Ben in Venice - cleaned up, handsome as hell, every inch the hunk he By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss The Daily Covet: Kate"s coat I.Must.Have.This.Coat. I MUST! Check out Kate Moss outside her London home yesterday, every inch the iconic muse, because no matter how f&cked her love life is, the style just never slips. Sigh. It"s just too bad about that junkie love situation. The By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Suck "n" Sprinkle If you"re one of those prudish types, STOP READING NOW. And consider yourself warned. Otherwise, don"t be bitching to my inbox about crass and crude and blah blah blah. After all, smut is nothing if it ain"t dirty. Right then. About this Jessica Simpson/ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in New Orleans A few days ago, there was a rumour, now debunked, that Jennifer Aniston was to endorse Nike for a new campaign, with her earnings being directed towards cancer research. Shortly thereafter, new photos of her surfaced - she really has the best hair, doesn"t she? - seen leaving By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Kevin Federline Fame Transfusion Am a firm believer in the concept that just as you can give someone your blood, you can also give someone your fame. Hence fame transfusion, apparently what Britney Spears is willing to do for her golddigging jerkoff of a good for nothin" husband. After all, what"s By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Graceful: Rene Russo Rene Russo is 52. Let me just repeat that. Rene Russo is 52. FIFTY-TWO. So the roles might be drying up but the face and the body??? Absolutely not. Of course the next question is: has she had work done? Chances are…yes. But hey - if so, it" By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
