Kenny Chesney Nicole & Keith: an update As you"ve all heard, a wedding has been planned for later on this month. Most likely at some exlusive health resort in Australia and everyone in Nashville is convinced it will really happen this time, which isn"t exactly cause for celebration. They can"t stand By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica vs. my mother Note: if you don"t want to read about my mother, please skip to the next. I"ve had no time to do the mailbag lately which is why I haven"t been able to share some of the best hate messages with you but I received By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Lake House I don"t know why I"m so sappy lately. And no, before you ask, I am NOT pregnant. Remember, I"m allergic to children. Love them when they"re YOURS. Not so much if they were mine. But I keep seeing these trailers for Sandra By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Dumbass: Ashlee Simpson & Marie Claire Some people love magazines. They savour them in the bath or in the morning or whenever there"s a stolen moment. Other people love books. I love books. I am currently involved with one right now that has captured every free minute of my day. But while I don’ By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson The Surgification of Sadie Frost? You think Sadie went in for a quick nip/tuck? Check her out here 2 weeks ago and then just over the weekend at a charity event. Much, much beter, non? I mean, yeah, she"s seen better days, and I"m sure she wishes she didn" By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Gorgessity: Thandie Newton Anyone else find her too beautiful and too distracting in Crash? I mean, wow. This girl is STUNNING. Very little makeup, the most amazing skin, dimples I would die for, and the most endearing smile ever… how can you not crush on Thandie Newton? By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen & Gavin & their King After all the Shiloh hysteria of the past week, let"s give Gwen and her new boy a fair share, shall we? Here are photos of mom, dad, and baby from OK Magazine. Lovely? Absolutely. Too much makeup? Absolutely. Look, I adore Gwen Stefani. Can"t get enough By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
The Bravest T-Shirt in the Whole Wide World This incident needs no description. You will laugh your frickin" ass off. Click here and enjoy. I know it"s crass, but when I read the phrase "Have you raped a baby?", I nearly lost my sh*t. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s promising summer Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke. But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed toes the line What a miracle, non? All of a sudden, the divorce talk is dashed, we"re assured that they are indeed still "together", and ta da! Kevin and Britney show up with Sean in his arms, the picture of unhappiness and white trashiness - don"t you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Cruz emerges It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth emerges Oh how I"ve missed her! Two months after the arrival of Moses, my favourite is back in the UK, looking fastastic and yoga-ish, probably on some snooty macrobiotic diet, likely reminding people every day how much better she is than the rest of us. This is why I By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Monday night - I’ll be on eTalk dishing exclusive details about the Jim Carrey/Jenny McCarthy romance in addition to Posh’s latest enemy. Fresh column soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Daily Good Aging: Glenn Close Why hasn’t Glenn Close won an Oscar? I worship Glenn Close. I have worshipped her since Les Liaisons Dangereuses, as the inimitable Marquise de Merteuil, there is one scene that has to rank in my top 5 all time favourites. When Valmont says to her: “Will it be love By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Salma Hayek: beautiful person, bad bad dress At a charity event this weekend. I’m all for big ass tits but in this dress it’s too much country bumpkin, too little Latin sexpot. What’s with the granny lace padding? And I hate that colour. Reminds me of an Easter egg hunt and a church picnic By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
