Most Disappointing: Sandra Oh Calm yourself. I"m not saying she looks bad. And I"m not saying I don"t like her. I love her. The Christina/Burke love story, as far as I"m concerned, is the only one that matters. But I"m not all that By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Harry Potter Best Couple: Harry Connick Jr & Jill Goodacre Damn. Jill"s aging well, don"t you think? As for Harry, I"m not the biggest fan, mostly because I find him a tad one dimensional but still…he"s certainly not offensive and given the fact that he"s been with the same By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
The CFDA Awards The Council of Fashion Designers of America. Obviously a very fashionable event. And a second occasion this week for us to tear apart the assy celebrity style that occurs too surprisingly often. Obviously a different criteria here than at the MTV Movie Awards. But still…there was more bad than By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brittany Murphy Best Shoes: Carolyn Murphy I can"t really see them but they do look nice. And I just wanted an excuse to talk about her porn video. Have you seen it? Don"t mean to sound pervy or anything but she"s kinky hot. And for a supermodel, she has an By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock Intro for Jun 06, 2006 Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, Toronto was a blast, the CTV Upfronts were crazy frickin" amazing, and yes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip looks like it will be everything it"s been hyped up to be. But for me, by far, the most highly anticipated show has By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Another Pitt tit for tat Yesterday. The day that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be basking in the glory of finally owning a box office, Brad Pitt and his triple baby momma decide to dominate the headlines once again. Because what"s a $38 million dollar weekend take compared to the first photos of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis Karl Lagerfeld: Manorexic Unites the World Only Karl could bring Lindsay and Paris and Jessica together on one night and make them all not only bow at his jewel encrusted couture feet but also restrain from scratching each others’ eyes out during the course of the evening. Here are Lindsay and Paris, supposedly friends again after By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Halle Berry Hot Halle, Hot Hanks So I finally saw The DaVinci Code and while I still don’t think Tom Hanks is Robert Langdon I did find myself oddly attracted to him. The hair didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would and it was refreshing to see him all “man” and By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Name the Simpson I know it’s so wrong and it sends such a terrible message but don’t hate me when I say that Ashlee looks so great with her new nose. It’s a lovely, lovely nose. It’s inspiration for sh*ttynosed people like me. And it does go so By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Worst Legs, Worst Skin: Jessica Simpson I like the dress. I like it a lot. And I even like the new weave. I do however object to the skin. The leathery texture, the orange glow, the way it makes her look like a man who’s been weathered by the sun after too many hours herding By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Best at 40: Sandra Bullock Of all the America’s Sweethearts, my favourite has always been Sandy. Which is why I’m thrilled she looked so fresh and hip and glowing last night. Some say she’s pregnant. Maybe…but she’s also finally happy which makes a huge difference and it’s the same By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Christina Aguilera Best Blonde: Christina Christina I don’t particularly love the silver dress and I definitely don’t like it with the white shoes but I do love Christina’s tight little body and her big big voice and the lowkey way she’s handled her life over the last few years without much tabloid By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Damian Lewis Most Improved Part Deux: Rosario Dawson Finally! Something that fits! Something that doesn’t cling to all her wobbly bits (as Bridget would say)! Something with no unsightly lumps and bumps! Something that actually does her justice! Hopefully this is an upward trend. Because I don’t know if I can take another episode of Rosario By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Best Mystery Hotness: Jim Carrey So all of a sudden I’m attracted to Jim Carrey but I can’t explain it. I do like the longer hair. And I do like the man in white. And it’s kind of cool that he’s dating Jenny McCarthy. And I’ve long since forgiven him By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Most Missed: Justin Timberlake It’s been so long I forgot what it was like to see JT on a red carpet. And seeing him last night, I realised how much I missed him. Sexy non? Even better that he didn’t drag his dog along with him. Oh wait. I forgot. She’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Mendes Most Improved: Eva Mendes It’s been a while, you know? Since she’s stepped onto a carpet without shaming her natural goddess-given gorgessity? The hair might be a little boring and it’s probably a little too safe but hey I’ll take this any time over the highly offensive Victorian ass dress By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
