Jennifer Garner From Jacqui: Jen and Ben cling to love? could it be....Jennifer Garner and Ben affleck? also a question, if you don"t reply to the email does it mean that i am right or does it mean that you haven"t gotten round to replying?!?!?!?! Dear Jacqui, Sorry, it"s not Jen and Ben. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Victoria in London:JLo & Mark cling to love? Clinging to love has to be Jennifer Lopez, she has sacrificed a lot to be with that little ferret-corpse!! Dear Lucy, It"s not La Lopez. I"d say the looks in this relationship are much more evenly distributed. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Mos Def From Lucy in Dublin: Julia and Danny cling to love Anyway - I wanted to throw out my guess for the actress who is clinging to love. Julia Roberts and Danny Moder? Ages ago I read an ex of hers say how needy and attention-seeking she was. And I hear they"re having problems. It all seems to fit. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Eric Dane From Brian K: on Mary Louise Parker I was personally very happy when Mary Louise beat the desperate housewives at the Golden Globes. She seems very talented in Weeds. How do you feel, anything we need to know about this actress? Dear Brian, I like her. Lazy drawl, very sexy. West Wing. Her and Josh. My fave. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law From Bratboy: more gaydar guesses This has us all in a frenzy of anticipation to know who. The current brainstorming consensus is: Jude Law and Toby McGuire. Please put us out of our misery. Dear Bratboy, No for both, but now that I think of it, there"s a rather weird connection between A By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Brandy Norwood From Brandy B: Gaydar is The Rock! My gaydar is telling me that The Rock is out B-list star!!!! Tell me I"m right! Dear Brandy, I"m afraid not. The Rock is no gibroni. Getting dissed in a Hollywood night club by a pontificating little pip? Not on your candy-assed life! By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton From Dave S: on Reba I completely agree with you on Mariah"s boobs. I thought for sure that the dress she wore to the American Music Awards would put all of the rumors to rest, but I guess I was wrong. However, I do have one point to address with you: You said By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow From Rachel S: defending Jake Gyllenhaal You posted on your blog today that you think Jake Gyllenhaal is a whiney, sulky bitch for missing the Golden Globes. That you didn"t believe he was filming Zodiac with David Fincher. Of course you failed to mention that he was late to the Critics Choice awards, in By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
From Jon M: Christie Brinkley has thick skin? Is it Christie Brinkley? Dear Jon: No but that"s the closest guess so far. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
From Anonymous: on spelling mistakes With your latest column in the "Last Word" section, you spelled "apologise" wrong - it"s apologize!! Please do a spell-check for those picky spelling people like me. You will look more credible, indeed!!! Dear Anonymous, I went to private school. I was partly educated By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart From Tonia D: on Kimberley Stewart On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade? Dear Tonia: It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don"t make me want to scratch my eyes By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5 Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Faye H: On Brad & Angie What do Brad"s and Angie"s respective friends think about the relationship? Dear Faye, Angelina doesn’t seem to have any conventional friends so the answer on her end, at least, would be "not applicable." Unlike her predecessor, Ms. Jolie has never toted around a By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
From Lise B: Sandra abuses the help? Yes yes yes, I think I"ve finally got it after way too many hours pondering... is Sandra Bullock the Abusing the Help person? Please tell me I"m right, I don"t think I can stand it any longer!!! Dear Lise, Sorry. It"s not By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Uma Thurman From Pamela A: Uma Thurman has thick skin? How about Uma Thurman for the Thick Skinned beauty? Dear Pamela, Great guess. It certainly fits quite nicely, except that Ms. Thurman has a much healthier ego than our girl. And while she pretends she"s crazy, Uma is as far from loopy as it gets. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Reese Witherspoon From Kristal: Reese & Ryan are Bad Advice? I finally got one.... giving bad advice is Reese and Ryan!!!! Dear Kristal, It"s not the Witherspoons. Reese is much, much, much too much of a toit ass to rely on chemical intervention to shed a few pounds. Think of someone more plastic. And a husband who is By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
