Is it 2007? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan probably wish it could be 2007. Back in 2007, Kim Kardashian wasn’t a thing yet and Lindsay Lohan, well, you know. And now? Now Kim Kardashian has eclipsed Paris’s fame in a way even she couldn’t have imagined and Emma Stone won an Oscar before the age of 30. So of course Paris and Lindsay are still slapping at each other. They need someone to blame. (Dlisted) 

Here’s my stupid theory on Jodie Comer’s style: she dresses to NOT look like Villanelle. I have nothing to base this on other than the fact that Villanelle would never wear this. I don’t know why anyone would not want to dress like Villanelle though, I f-cking love her style so much. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please consider watching Killing Eve. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I had no idea Demi Moore had so many dogs. And they’re all happy to see her when she comes home, unlike my two assholes. I came home the other day and Barney kept snoring. Thanks! Also the comment Rumer left on Demi’s Instagram on the post of her and Shawn Mendes? EXCELLENT work. (Cele|bitchy) 

Tiffany Haddish’s episode of Gay of Thrones was much better than last week’s episode of Game of Thrones. In fact, she made last week’s episode better. As for the finale… a lot of people are worried. Can Tiffany stick around for that one too? (OMG Blog) 

Oh 2012. It was such an innocent time. Holy sh-t, how was that 7 f-cking years ago? Remember the Call Me Maybe video? Like the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez version? When’s the last time you watched it? Watch it now, right now. I mean, it was the song of the summer that summer for a reason: it’s such a wonderfully happy song. And they were happy, so happy. Thank you, Melinda Fakuade, for the Gossip Nostalgia. (The Cut) 

I am here for any piece of work about the underratedness of Keanu Reeves. Sean Fennessey and Adam Neyman are calling him the “greatest actor of his generation who we don’t take seriously enough”, an outstanding thesis. Keanu may not take himself seriously, but he’s always taken his work seriously. Can you say the same about Johnny Depp?! (The Ringer)