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He did it! Rocky did it! The LA Attorney"s office wanted to put that sh-t away and a judge has agreed - Paris Hilton will serve 45 days in jail. And unlike other Hollywood situations this was NOT planned - definitely conspiracy but this time on our side! That skank did not expect to be sent to the slammer... Trust.

Karma Calamity alive and kicking - this is a gift, gossips. A wonderful, wonderful gift.

There is a goddess. Goddess bless Rocky!

Stay tuned...details to follow.

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