Hollywood Ebola: Wonky Eye is the new Uggs
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So over, so 2006, dead, done, passé, gone. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is getting rid of her Wonky Eye. She apparently tried to get rid of it years ago – a procedure to lift her lids which obviously never worked. These days however, because of her incessant contact-wearing, preferring fake baby blues over the real brown, the overusage is causing one side to droop more than the other, and as such she was spotted with Nicky Hilton at a plastic surgeon’s the other day, intent on correcting the mismatch. Too bad really because that wonky eye is actually the best thing about Paris. Much better than that gaping hole between her legs, non? Source
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