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Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton…

Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black Hole Vagina for the better part of a year, you have to admit, he’s a helluva lot better looking than James Blunt and his clammy large teeth. MUCH better looking…

But still…attractive or not…he f*cked Hollywood Ebola. And if he’s also f&cking Petra Nemcova, Petra Nemcova is now herself infected by Hollywood Ebola…which isn’t exactly the kind of juice you want to be picking up.

On the plus side – this can’t be sitting well with Paris. To be replaced by gorgessity and perfection in the form of a Sports Illustrated supermodel without a wonky eye? On top of a prison sentence and a $10 million law suit?

The Goddess keeps giving…

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