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Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be surprised if they announce a contamination of German beer as soon as she leaves.

And because she can’t go a week without opening up her black hole vag, Paris has found herself something German to f&ck. He’s a model. His name is not important. He does however seem kinda slow. Because at a club last night he actually tried conversing with her before nailing her.

As you can see in some of these shots, Ebola looks bored. Why bother talking when she’d rather be blowing?



photos from Wenn

Paris Hilton promoting alcohol in Germany

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