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Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor…

Apparently poor Paris couldn’t hack it inside. Another corner cut, another exception made…rumours are now running wild that Paris was suicidal, all by herself in her little cell, distraught to the point that she was self harming. Still others say she was detoxing so badly that she was taken to a hospital overnight and will recover under medical supervision at home.

Regardless of the reason, the fact remains that she will be able to serve out the remainder of her sentence in her big ass house, with all her clothes, and make up, and a phone, and a computer, some occasional c*ck, and most importantly a camera and a mirror…Paris Hilton’s sustenance above all things, the source of her regenerative powers.

The Virus gets stronger…

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