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Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?!

Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car…

I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to live. The fight that’s buried deep inside of us, to save our species, to persevere for future generations our great civilisation – a civilisation threatened by this f&cking disease called Paris Hilton and the unspeakable evil emanating from between its legs.

The problem is… she can never be conquered.

Ebola is in New York for Letterman tonight promoting Xenu knows what. The worst part is – whatever she’s selling, someone is buying.

Someone is feeding this virus. Hollywood Ebola will never die.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Paris Hilton walking out of hotel room looking like a twat in New York

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