There are SO MANY THINGS I love about this video. Let’s start with the expression on the woman’s face, the one who’s filming it. She is not here for this f-cksh-t. And then there’s the dude on the other side of the aisle. You see how his posture got better the minute he knew he had a job to do?! Look, teacher’s pets can be annoying, sometimes, but you need a teacher’s pet in these situations and HE IS DOING HIS JOB! And then the flight attendant who comes around to tell the offender that he’s a mess – this is no gentle tap on a passenger’s shoulder. This is straight up WAKE THE F-CK UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? (Dlisted) 

I have a thing for pandas. Like a billion other people. Literally. But do a billion people feel the same about all-white pandas? I’m into the all-white panda. The minute you see the all-white panda up to no good and flopping around on its chubby ass or bothering its nanny and knocking over all the leaves she’s been raking, you won’t give a sh-t that it doesn’t have any dark spots, I’m telling you. Someone needs to get that video. (Jezebel)

You know how we talk a lot about Rob Lowe and Paul Rudd and how they don’t age? We need to add Patrick Dempsey to that list. He looks amazing. His hair is f-cking amazing. (Just Jared) 

Serena Williams played her first match at the French Open today. She wasn’t wearing a catsuit but the outfit was still fire. I’m trying not to talk about how she played because people will yell at me for spoiling it for them so let’s talk instead about what she did before the tournament began: she visited Meghan Markle and Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. (Cele|bitchy) 

Rihanna launched her new luxury fashion label at a pop-up in Paris the other day wearing one of the pieces from the first drop. I love the giant sleeves on this blazer dress. Everything goes on sale online later this week. Get your money ready. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Duana, Kathleen, and I were all obsessing over Sasha Obama this weekend. As Kathleen has written before, where Sasha and Malia are concerned, even though we’re supposed to let them live, we CARE SO MUCH. We want to know things! Should I feel bad about wanting to know things? Here is what we know now. Sasha went to prom. She looked gorgeous. And her date was very, very cute. (The Glow Up)