Please Don’t Take Her Pills Away!
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When reality can no longer be counted on on reality tv, thank Xenu for a babbling fool like Paula Abdul. She’s always good for unscripted drama. Unscripted drama is the smutty best.
Big news this morning – last night on American Idol, the contestants performed twice. Due to a tight timeline, judging only happened after all competitors had delivered their first songs. While giving her critique of one of the participants, Paula assessed him on both his first AND his second song. Unfortunately he’d yet to sing his second song.
Click here to watch Paula f&ck up yet again in her Vicodin haze.
Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?
A well medicated Paula makes for better tv. Please don’t take her pills away!
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