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She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And she did last night. Very well. Michelle and Du approved too only Du isn’t feeling the lighter hair. I agree. It does something not great to her face. 

Many of you marvelled at how well she seemed to get along with Nicole Kidman, even blowing kisses at Granny on stage, strange because Pene dated Tom Cruise immediately after the split. Right. And what does this tell you? Maybe there was nothing to be upset about to begin with. Maybe it was all arranged. What? Oh suspend your disbelief, kill the naivete. You question the shenanigans of a town built on backroom deals and casting couches? Please. That version of the story is for People Magazine. 


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